MIKEY MANGLER

-I Am A Whirling Death Torrent Of Mass Destruction, A Brutal Shotgun Blast Of The Most Horrendous Terrors, And A Vile Blood-Curtailing Guttural Spewage Of Gruesome Atrocities. I Am A Daunting Reality Hell Awaits You, A Monster Who Feasts On Your Worst Nightmares, And A Bringer Of Sickening Tortures That Leave All Who Knew You Scarred Forever. I Am A Wielder Of No Weapons, But The Hands I Will Use To Tear Your Flesh From Bone, Demolish Every Ounce Of Organ, And Scavenge Through Your Last Bit Of Remains. I Am A Beast That Will Insight The Fright You Will Dread Until You Are Finally Dead. I Came From The Deepest Darkest Bowels Of The Earth, The Underlying Treacherous Nether Regions Of Uncharted Chilling Hollows, The Place Where Few Things Still Hold A Pulse. Don’t Look For Me, I Am Already There, Lurking, Like A Large And Dangerous Predator. I Am A Creature Whose Only Desires Are The Sounds Of Your Last Breath, The Taste Of Your Slow Decay, And The Sight Of Spine-Tingling Fear Rolling Over Your Eyes. I Have Come To Make Your Life Worth Ending... Not To Mention I Listen To The Spice Girls, Frolic With New-Born Fawn, And Crochet Scarves For Toddlers.