Sneaky Taiwanese tranny who stole my watch

About Me

Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace..... Anyone? Alexa! Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me.

My Interests

Music:

Classic rock......ALL....just not the boss as he is boss of nothing

Movies:

all the kevin smith movies(minus jersey girl), snatch, lock stock, fear and loathing, where the buffalo roam, from hell, baseketball, orgazmo, tommy boy, black sheep, beverly hills ninja, platoon, apocalypse now, full metal jacket, in the army now, jury duty, son in law, encino man, bio-dome, office space, caddyshack, the toy, 40 year old virgin, both hot shots, monty python anything, major league, the golden child, best in show, LEBOWSKI, natural born killers, family guy movie, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Martin and Orloff

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, ATHF, Home Movies, Turn up the heat with G. Garvin, Price is Right, Family Feud (all hosts, but Dawson was the best), Jeopardy...yea we went over the nerd thing...sadly anything on vh1, Sealab, South Park, Reno 911, Stella, Baseball Tonight...oh sweet baseball tonight, how did i get started watching greys anatomy wtf?...but yeah i can't stop watching it

Books:

Curse of Lono, Fear and Loathing.....

Heroes:

H.S.T.