Ode to Bubbas |
No more trivia. Thank GOD for no more trivia.
No more "hi how are you"
(or as i like to say "How high are you?")
No more making ice tea, brewing coffee.
No more broken ice carts.
NO more safety words!... Posted by Alondra de Soto on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:16:00 PST |
Revolution. |
Vote For Ron Paul.HE is Legit. "The biggest threat to your privacy is the government."-ronPaul"We must stop the move toward a national ID card system. All states are preparing to issue new driver's l... Posted by Alondra de Soto on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:49:00 PST |
Federal reserve |
Central bank: an institution that produces the currency used by an entire nation It controls 2 thing. Interest ratesthe Money Supply. (Aka "Inflation") the central bank loans money to ... Posted by Alondra de Soto on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:22:00 PST |
midlife crisis |
What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends But they really your enemies, with secret indentities and disguises, to hide they true colors So just when you think you close ... Posted by Alondra de Soto on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:52:00 PST |
pyramids |
the pyramids mark he beginning of human civilizationhow did the Egyptians build such large pyramids andwhy?man had the capability of lifting those huge stones but the knowledge of HOW to do it had to ... Posted by Alondra de Soto on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:31:00 PST |
intelligent design part I |
Religion: a man made institution to express belief in a divine power So the best way to explain the begginning of the universe would be to personify it in the form of a grenade.If you take a grenade ... Posted by Alondra de Soto on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:53:00 PST |
Quantum Physics 101 |
Since quantum physics plays such an important role in having an understanding of the Law of Attraction let's start there."At its most fundamental level, the Universe, and everything contained in the U... Posted by Alondra de Soto on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:11:00 PST |
dirty drawings |
look at the dot in the middel and do not move your eyes away from it at any time!!Get your mind out of the gutter!!!!!
... Posted by Alondra de Soto on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:47:00 PST |
lets all laugh at alondra now... |
prepare to laugh
So i'm in the bathroom stall answering the call of nature when suddenly:
Girl In Stall Next to Me: Hello?
Alondra: Um.... Hi.....?
Girl In Stall Next t... Posted by Alondra de Soto on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:05:00 PST |
Hangover |
I did a little research because i am a nerd.
The formal name for a hangover is veisalgia, from the Norwegian word for "uneasiness following debauchery"
"alcohol may be mans worst enemy, ... Posted by Alondra de Soto on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 04:02:00 PST |