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About Me

I'm about 12 human years old. I used my human Dad's birthdate to get a myspace page. He took me in when my first family didn't want me around anymore. I liked to relax on their furniture, which was cool at first, but the furniture changed one day. I was kept in a small room, after that, so I wouldn't get my fur all over it. And, I don't have claws, so that wasn't the problem. Kind of stupid, huh?___ I guess they wanted to put me to sleep over it, which sounded great to me when Dad told me about it, but he says I don't quite get what he means. Me and him have been together for a while now.___ We've moved around a lot the last few years. We stayed with dad's friends and family. We were seperated briefly in 2007. I gained a lot of weight during this period. Jeez! I was fat.___ But now...we got a house and a yard. And dad has this new human friend he sits with on the couch...a lot. She's real good with keeping the food dish full, though. I had to remind dad every once in a while about that, but she hasn't let me down yet. Also, she opens the door first thing in the morning for me so I can go outside.___ Did you know there was this huge room called 'outside'? It's the best! Until 6 months ago I had no idea. I was always inside and figured that was it.___ One night I guess I missed the call to come home, they say they were out till 3am calling and looking for me, I didn't hear anything. So I didn't show up till sunrise and the door wasn't even open for me to get in (Our bedroom window is next to the door and was wide open to listen for him. He's talking tough now but he was scared and comes in by nightfall now, with a little coaxing at times). I let them know that wasn't cool, but my people seemed to have an attitude towards me that day. I went to sleep.___ That's pretty much it. I can't think of anything else important that has happened or is a part of my life. Nope nothing else. May your dishes be full and sleeping spots warm.----Groucho----

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My first adoptive mom. I hear she misses me. She was the daughter of the furniture owners in the first family I was with and loved me very much.___ I didn't get along with the furniture owners.

My Blog

peeing and pooping in all 3 boxes!

HI everyone! i'm jumping up on the furniture (BY MYSELF!), purring, thumping the kittens, eating, peeing, pooping, and RUNNING up and down the stairs. WOO HOOOO I still have to go back to the ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:38:00 GMT

Im home - I just needed to poop.

Hi everyone. Thank you all for the prayers. You're prayers worked. I should be ok in a couple of weeks. I had an enema, and impressed everyone (including myself) with my massive bowel movement. ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:40:00 GMT

groucho in hospital

groucho was taken to the emergency room tonight, he will be there all night for testing and then to his regular doctor in the morning.he was being treated for a bladder infection, his last medications...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:15:00 GMT

life sucks

hi. i'm on prescription drugs for anxiety and crystals in my bladder. the kittens (spike & miss kitty) are getting away with playing with my tail! life sucks. oh, AND i haven't heard from my...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:47:00 GMT

my age keeps a changing

For the longest time I was told I was born in 1995. Then about a month ago I was told I was born in August 1992! (Dad was very upset about this ) Now, we've been told I was born in August of 199...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:18:00 GMT

birthdays & Miss Kitty

I just found out I might be 15 years old, not 12. Wow! Miss Kitty gowled and hissed at me, this morning, like she didn't even know me. I apparently don't even know myself.
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:29:00 GMT

Daddy’s home.

Daddy love me more than NYC!
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:48:00 GMT

Where’s my Dad - Day 3

My dad still isn't home, but mom insists he will be tonight. He's "flying" out of NYC this afternoon. My dad is not a bird, he doesn't fly, but I'll play along since mom doesn't lie to me.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:36:00 GMT

Where’s my Dad - Day 2

Dad still isn't home. I'm grouchier than usual. Mom didn't think that was possible - now she knows different.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:45:00 GMT

Where’s my Daddy!

I just found out my DAD (Dan) won't be coming home tonight!!!!!!!!!!!! He's on a business trip to NYC. I don't know where this NYC is, but if it isn't here I don't like it. I ALWAYS sleep on top of h...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:49:00 GMT