dick clark |
Yo dudez. Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Ramadan/reading-Christopher-Hitch
ens-and-bitching-about-holidays-day.
So I just started working at Richard's on Richards, which is where I will be on New Yea...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:38:00 PST |
humphrey bogart |
Beginning today, I am quitting the loathsome habit of smoking. Dying of a heart attack before I turn thirty just strikes me as really embarrassing.As many of you know, I am quite weak of will and lili...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:47:00 PST |
captain video |
I just had a great idea for a show called 'Dan Rather: Mindfreak'.Wait... no, shit, I lost it.
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:14:00 PST |
basil exposition |
Um.Today at "university", we learned about pronouns. (Long story short, and many of you have heard this long story ad nauseum: thanks to general administrative incompetence at UBC, I have to retake tw...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:54:00 PST |
silver screenz |
I totally forgot to tell anyone, but I have a movie blog now: http://timelapsedclouds.blogspot.comI'll be posting reviews and stuff on it. Give it a read, if you like....
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:24:00 PST |
t’weren’t |
Chris, Guy and I went to see Bob Odenkirk and David Cross at the Cultch last night. Here they are:I'm pretty sure that's a stunt nut....
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:35:00 PST |
marshall mcluhan |
Not counting shorts, omnibus contributions and the yet-to-be-released, Woody Allen has, to date, written and directed thirty-eight (38) films. By my count I have seen ten (10) of them. My goal by this...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:17:00 PST |
cubs win! |
I couldn't get to sleep tonight, for whatever reason. So I walked down to the local kwik-e-mart and got some chocolate milk.On the way back, I saw a man in his forties sitting on the curb about a bloc...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:30:00 PST |
electric slide |
Phrases overheard from the ladies in the billing department one cubicle over from mine which seem to bolster D'Archangel's claim that perfect knowledge is impossible:
1. "honky-tonk badonkadonk"...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST |
street knowledge |
D.J. Doc you know he's down with us D-Square, he's down with us Keyboard Money Mike is down with us I.C.U., you know he's down with us D-Ni...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST |
