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Lionel Hutz

numberjohnnyfive

About Me

I help people.

My Interests

TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME.

I'd like to meet:

Peter Mansbridge.

RAP SNITCHES

Tellin' all they bizness

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Music:

Mindless drivel and ear-splitting noise.

Movies:

My Own Private Idaho, Gerry, How To Get Ahead In Advertising, Paris, Texas, The Conversation, The Five Obstructions, The Big Lebowski, Ladri Di Biciclette, Punch-Drunk Love, Magnolia, Glengarry Glen Ross, 8 1/2, Lessons Of Darkness, La Dolce Vita, Die Hard, Stand By Me, The Squid & The Whale, Brazil, ETC.

Television:

I like Fawlty Towers and Arrested Development. I loved the Wonder Years when I was younger. I don't have cable and I don't want it.

Books:

Breakfast of Champions. Vernon God Little. The Master and Margarita. Siddhartha. Long Time Coming & A Long Time Gone. And, you know, some other ones.

Heroes:

Louis Pasteur? I don't know.

My Blog

dick clark

Yo dudez. Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Ramadan/reading-Christopher-Hitch ens-and-bitching-about-holidays-day. So I just started working at Richard's on Richards, which is where I will be on New Yea...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:38:00 PST

humphrey bogart

Beginning today, I am quitting the loathsome habit of smoking. Dying of a heart attack before I turn thirty just strikes me as really embarrassing.As many of you know, I am quite weak of will and lili...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:47:00 PST

captain video

I just had a great idea for a show called 'Dan Rather: Mindfreak'.Wait... no, shit, I lost it.
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:14:00 PST

basil exposition

Um.Today at "university", we learned about pronouns. (Long story short, and many of you have heard this long story ad nauseum: thanks to general administrative incompetence at UBC, I have to retake tw...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:54:00 PST

silver screenz

I totally forgot to tell anyone, but I have a movie blog now: http://timelapsedclouds.blogspot.comI'll be posting reviews and stuff on it. Give it a read, if you like....
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:24:00 PST

t’weren’t

Chris, Guy and I went to see Bob Odenkirk and David Cross at the Cultch last night. Here they are:I'm pretty sure that's a stunt nut....
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:35:00 PST

marshall mcluhan

Not counting shorts, omnibus contributions and the yet-to-be-released, Woody Allen has, to date, written and directed thirty-eight (38) films. By my count I have seen ten (10) of them. My goal by this...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:17:00 PST

cubs win!

I couldn't get to sleep tonight, for whatever reason. So I walked down to the local kwik-e-mart and got some chocolate milk.On the way back, I saw a man in his forties sitting on the curb about a bloc...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:30:00 PST

electric slide

Phrases overheard from the ladies in the billing department one cubicle over from mine which seem to bolster D'Archangel's claim that perfect knowledge is impossible: 1. "honky-tonk badonkadonk"...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST

street knowledge

   D.J. Doc you know he's down with us   D-Square, he's down with us   Keyboard Money Mike is down with us   I.C.U., you know he's down with us   D-Ni...
Posted by Lionel Hutz on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST