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Frank Green

Never Wear Break Away Pants To A Monkey Fight

About Me

First off, if you're trying to get me to accept a friend request from some kid sitting in jail who killed his parents or some guy who rolled a car while he was drunk and killed his best friend you can look somewhere else. I don't want one more West Memphis Three type friend thank you. But get attorney money from someone who believes their BS. Hey, if you know me then lucky you! If not then well, maybe you're just as lucky! I'm partly insane(self diagnosis) and i'm not really concerned whether anyone knows that or not. I've been a musician since i was 15. I grew up in a totally normal typical middle class home/family in Louisville. Have 2 sisters and a brother that are all older than me. So I guess that makes me the baby of the family, huh? I like to fancy that i have above average intelligence and rationality even though i graduated from one of the worst high schools in America in regards to high violence, high dropout rates and basic overall insanity. Spent my time after high school just hanging with my friends and dreaming of being a Rock God someday. But eventually my friends started getting married, moving away, or just disappearing. So i got a job that got me closer to what i loved and just lived a boring existence for a few years. During which I played in many bands to minimal results. Eventually joining a traveling band called What Ever Will I learned pretty much everything i would ever need to know about bands, music, people, relationships, hauling capacities, strategic trailer tetris, sleeping in queen size beds with guys who have crabs, truck stop cooking, bad over night snack choices, differences in condoms and the art of conning women out of their clothes...Even if they didn't really want to. When that was over I spent time with my wife and her kids until it went down the tubes. Then I joined a band called Outspoken and within 3 weeks we had traveled to New York to try our Kentucky hands at something we thought we wanted! The elusive record deal. Well, within 5 months we put our shaky John Hancocks on the dotted line and went on the roller coaster known as Corporate Rock. After recording a great record in Seattle with Rick Parashar @ London Bridge Studio we spent the next year playing until it eventually was released in February of 2003 to fanfare that resembled a Hooters fart in the apartment above you. We toured and eventually the money ran out from the Pimp(lava/atlantic)and we were now sitting like a warm beer with one last spit drink left. During this time I remarried. Eventually after we sat on our own shelves for almost 8 months we broke up. Everyone did different things. I went back to work fulltime and the real world was staring at me again...Dreamed of putting another band back together that would be the band i always wanted to be in. Leading up to the end of 2004 we made small efforts to make it happen. While at the same time as the new year sprung I once again divorced! So as that ugliness unfolded I put my energy at getting this thing off the ground. Eventually everyone we wanted was on board and we've spent the past year working our brains out recording, playing live, traveling, writing and trying to keep our ridiculous lives together! We are Ugly http://myspace.com/uglyamericaI live simply. I drive a truck. I think too much. I drink too much. I miss waking up with the same woman every morning. I sleep on a king size bed. I love to be heard AND listened to. I miss my dogs and cats. I wish the world wasn't so heavy sometimes. I like to hope that the glass is half full. But am fully aware deep down that very soon it could be half empty...or worse. And lastly sometimes when things are insane and i make silly choices or second guess myself i just say one sentence to myself over and over..."It's better to regret something you did, than something you didn't do."

My Interests

Always loving music, great comedy, reading about history(American to be specific), enjoying beer as much as possible, cooking of any sort, trying to find my favorite albums of all time on vinyl, finding great pics of classic rock stars, and collecting things from american history(although I don't own a lot yet) Oh and uh i REALLY like women...probably more than all the things i listed...

I'd like to meet:

Muhammad Ali again, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Tom Petersson, Gary Louris, Billy Cox, Buddy Miles and someone with more answers than me.

Music:

Oh wow, I love a LOT of different artists and bands. Lets see...Kiss, janes Addiction, Sabbath, Cheap Trick, Hendrix, Band Of Gypsys, ELO, Jayhawks,The Mars Volta, Portishead, Old Van Halen, Cold, Led Zeppelin, Kyuss, Black Crowes. Allman Bros Band, Govt Mule, Blind Melon...I'm tired of thinking. you get the picture!

Movies:

Any Mel Brooks PERIOD! Pulp Fiction, Raising Arizona, Team America, Caddyshack, Stripes, KITH Brain Candy, Dazed And Confused, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The Jerk, Kingpin...

Television:

Lots of A&E, History Channel, Discovery, Court TV, Animal Planet and Univision(with the sound muted)...

Books:

if the good lord would have wanted me to read books he would have given me a good pair of eyes to read them with.

Heroes:

the loch ness monster, muhammad ali, mean joe greene, johnny bench, ray boom boom mancini, mel bay, pancho villa, evel knievel, adam west, junior samples, charles barkley, adam walsh's head, scott mckenzie, anyone who can backward skate and the dope man.

My Blog

trading

trading on something i helped create pretty much makes me want to puke. someone using the leverage they created within a unit to launch their own shit is tantamount to marrying someone who is well off...
Posted by Frank Green on Wed, 07 May 2008 04:31:00 PST

who i think i am

as self absorbed as i've come to see blog writing i've also begun to appreciate its finer points. sometimes like now it hits me that sometimes who i am doesnt fully come thru to even the people i know...
Posted by Frank Green on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:57:00 PST

uh

24 hours brings the thought process around nicely. but what i know for sure is i'm glad i'm not the person i have been in the past any longer. i don't get my kicks by the excitement of teetering on th...
Posted by Frank Green on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:57:00 PST

Wrong Is Wrong

in the past 24 hours i have been exposed to some of the most fucked up and twisted gossip/life changing decisions/betrayals/whatever/poor choices around me i've ever seen. grown people should be able ...
Posted by Frank Green on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST

Check out my slideshow!

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Posted by Frank Green on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:20:00 PST

the warming of the planet

the experts say that we've done irreparable damage to the planet. we do things that arent so great. the planets been here as functioning ball of gases for millions of years. the thought that we could ...
Posted by Frank Green on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:54:00 PST

dreams and reality

things are happening and i cant be sure if they are happening in a dream state or in reality. more to come soon.
Posted by Frank Green on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:26:00 PST

bug eyes

i cant stop listening to this song...for the past 3 months...i never knew the name for the longest time...it was #2 song on a cd...and it keeps pulling me in. maybe its a mirror. maybe its me.   ...
Posted by Frank Green on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:07:00 PST

respect

this past saturday night in detroit my band played a show along with 5 other great bands at a place called Token Lounge. and you know for the most part it was business as usual. aside from a really to...
Posted by Frank Green on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:58:00 PST

for a friend

worked late. lonnnnnnng hard day. had a nice dinner and some smooth blue moons...thinking of a friend for some reason. someone so much like me thats its scary. so here we are in the same town and livi...
Posted by Frank Green on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:05:00 PST