Hi, my name is not Little Debbie, but I really appreciate what she does for the community, I'm a Gemini.But don't get the wrong idea. I like you as a friend.Many people think of me as being humble. Thats because my large masculine chest, washboard abs, and hanging 18 inch pelvic accessory aren't really enough to judge me as a person. I spend alot of my time at the gym working on my calves and forearms, and it is really depressing that being so tremendous in the sack seems to overshadow all of my other achievements in life.But thats how it goes, nobody is perfect. Hell, I should know, I pulled a 3.8 last fall because I fucked up and missed the final exam in my Organic Chemistry course.Anyways, I'm just a down to earth guy. Don't be scared to send me a message, but just keep in mind that I am better than most of you, and those who I am not I usually try to suffocate with a large ziplock freezer bag. Who fucking knew they made freezer bags with holes?!?
