MY CHRISTMAS WISH |
To all of you wonderful, jubilant, ecstatic people who joined together this past November and stood firm for the change that this country needs, I most ferverently support you, and applaud you on your...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:59:00 GMT |
SARAH PALINS STUPID KIDS |
I was reading a transcript of Sarah Palin's RNC speech, and apparantly this woman named her five children Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig. Not her poodles, her children. This makes ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:09:00 GMT |
EDITORIAL RESPONSE TO A REAL DICK |
My response to slander by a musical event "organizer"
Joff:
Not being as eloquent as my musical Mic-Club counterparts, I would have been simply satisfied to call you a dick. However, upon f...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:36:00 GMT |
APOLOGIES TO MY HOMETOWN BAR |
Dear The Dive:I would like to apologize for the following incidents: - The time I filled all the fire extinguishers with Marshmallow Fluff, which is not only delicious but incredibly flammab...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:34:00 GMT |
FEMALE TO ENGLISH PHRASEBOOK |
Here are the English translations of some commonly misinterpreted female phrases:
Don't get it in my hair- On the contrary, get it in my eye. I find it as hilarious as you do.
I love you-&...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:50:00 GMT |
