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jonathan.

kick her in the clam and wear her like a snowshoe

About Me


beatin heads, wettin beds, tellin lies, feelin thighs
+ atleast we dream [new website!]
+ atleast we dream temp dir
+ cugardesign
+ my music
[ Retired WoW Characture lololol ]
The details of my life are quite inconsequential...
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets.
When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Music:

tool, a perfect circle, the postal service, norma jean, massive attack, sigur ros, deathcab for cutie, eisley, wu-tang clan, dance gavin dance, trentemoller, nirvana, blockhead, the spill canvas, bats for lashes, snowden, enter shikari, iron and wine, muse, RJD2, deftones, godspeed you black emperor, imogen heap, alex is on fire, outkast, prefuse73, opeth, pink floyd, aphex twin, all that remains, zero 7, from autumn to ashes, yeah yeah yeah's, mum, four tet, kings of leon, benga, tegan and sara, emarosa, m83, modest mouse, dntel, radiohead, anything by dj dangermouse, bjork, iron maiden, circa survive, telefon tel aviv, elliot smith, saosin, chiodos, milosh, led zeppelin, nine inch nails, hopesfall, boards of canada, mogwai, tyco, the beatles, P.O.S. and doomtree or anyone off of ryhmesayers, the knife, sage francis, ruxpin, anything drum and bass/jungle, cocorosie, BT, hard trance and hard house, sufjan stevens, helio sequence, burial, Isis and many many more

Movies:

good will hunting, gladiator, grindhouse, requiem for a dream, donny darko, boondock saints, 300, spanglish, chasing amy and any other kevin smith movie, reservoir dogs, billy madison, clockwork orange, black sheep, road trip, tommy boy, silence of the lambs, the shining, pulp fiction, the crow, sin city, scarface, alien, pitch black, napoleon dynomite, fight club, seven, kids, american beauty, any movie by tim burton, bottle rocket, royal tenenbaums (anything else by wes anderson), evil dead trilogy, snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, office space, spirited away, garden state, pan's labrynth, children of men, no country for old men i have many more but can't think of them right now

Television:

discovery channel

Heroes:

h.r. giger, trent reznor, my mirado black warrior pencils, bruce cambell, kim peek, maynard james keenan

My Blog

new work

2 new pieces ive completed, both released for depthCORE XXXV: NIOR an all black and white art pack release. im the featured artist, so if you want to read a long ass, in depth interview with me...that...
Posted by jonathan. on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:32:00 PST

near a year

well last blog was on september 10th, so its been a year, wow...time...you go a little fast sometimes there bud, take it down a notch aight, well heres an update, just released a new pieceBellumalot o...
Posted by jonathan. on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 06:12:00 PST

more more drawings

superman, always a fav, and my first drawing of him ive actually been happy with.batman, course a favorite, and ill say christian bale is the best batman and id let him stick it in my mouththe hulk is...
Posted by jonathan. on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:30:00 PST

drawings and updates

i like my spawn like i like my women dark, undead and...thorny wolverine gives us furry folk hope of being a complete badass madass - now for updates, kids can you say updates? ::hears a faint ...
Posted by jonathan. on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:58:00 PST

mors petalum II


Posted by jonathan. on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:37:00 PST

aedas

aedas"life"...
Posted by jonathan. on Sun, 06 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

new drawings

SpartanRoguePeace and im outs. ...
Posted by jonathan. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:32:00 PST

new pieces

mors petalumpassiboth pieces kinda an homage to my older work, using the techniques i used toid scan some drawings but i havent had a debit card since december (bank wont send me a new one, any sugges...
Posted by jonathan. on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:29:00 PST

more drawings

aeon, batman and the terminator, you cant go wrong really...
Posted by jonathan. on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:06:00 PST

TMNT

yea lets bring it back, way back, its raphael and yes hes about to snatch that sai and scalp your ass. i had alot of fun with this one. heres an updated version i made his head bigger it seemed t...
Posted by jonathan. on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 06:53:00 PST