.gq.mike. (THIRD STRING PR)

About Me

+ Mike
+ 23
+ Ft. Worth
+ Outgoing
+ Stylish
+ Honest
+ Chivalrous
+ Funny
+ Wild
+ Articulate
+ Intelligent
+ Open
+ I'll make you laugh
+ Sucker for correct spelling and grammar
+ I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.
+ That's what kind of man I am.
+ You're just a woman with a small brain.
+ With a brain a third the size of us.
+ It's science.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

GIRLS
= Friends
= Dating
= Stylish
= Unique
= 21+
= Outgoing
= Jeans & Heels... HOT
= Intelligent
= Adventurous
= Music lover
= Open mind
= Sexy
= Keep me on my toes
GUYS
= Drinking buddies
= Strip clubs buddies
= Golfing
= Music
= STRAIGHT
= 21+
= Band & Band members
= Promoters & Booking agents
BOTH
= Do NOT start conversations with "What's up?" or any variations.
= Do NOT leave comments like "Thanks for the add." The comment will be deleted.
= Do NOT use your (possessive-belongs to you) for you're (contraction-you are). The comment will be deleted and you will be BLOCKED.
= Knows the difference between your, you're, their, they're, there, where, wear, were, to, too.
= Spells definitely - definitely definately, definatly, definatley

WARNINGS!

IF YOU DON'T USE THE ABOVE WORDS CORRECTLY I WILL FUCKING BITCH YOU OUT AND DON'T BOTHER ADDING ME OR TALKING TO ME IF YOU CAN'T!

DO NOT ASK ME "HOW DID YOU GET YOUR PICTURE TO MOVE?" I WON'T TELL YOU, AND IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THEN YOU WON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT AFTER I TELL YOU ANYWAYS! TRUST ME I WILL GIVE YOU A SMART ASS ANSWER

DO NOT RANDOMLY IM ME ON AOLIM. I WILL BE AN ASSHOLE TO YOU. SEND ME A MESSAGE ON MYSPACE FIRST SO I KNOW YOU ARE. I WILL THEN BE ENGAGED AND INTERESTED IN TALKING TO YOU WHEN YOU INSTANT MESSAGE ME.

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My Blog

Girlfriend Application (21+ preferred, under 21 w/ references)

So yeah I think I'm tired of being single. But I'm a pretty busy guy. If you're needy, clingy, have to spend A TON of time with your boyfriends, you probably shouldn't bother. But anyways I got bored ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Durka, durka! Oops, damn it... no boom boom.

So I was thinking to myself... how stupid does one have to be to fuck up being a suicide bomber and how embarrassing is it? Silly bombers. I can just picture the scene. Young Ahmed say...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Open Letter to Africa (don't read w/o a sense of humor)

Hey Africa - How are you doing buddy? It's me... Mike... you know, GQ Mike. The one who writes all the funny shit about his penis and sex with chicks? Anyways look, we need to talk. Everyday I ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Ever wonder why we guys are so quiet while fucking?

Ok so I've touched on this a little before in my previous entry: Conversation with me and my penis. Well anyways, I was rereading it and thinking about the one time I had a similar talk about guys bei...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

To whom it concerns: Nice guys like me... FINISH LAST.

To whom it concerns: Its amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, its not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Bad drinkers and other people that piss me off!

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, the bad drinkers, the ones who haven't quite learned how to stop when their out of it. People who haven't realized that when you're to the point when a shot of B...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Dumb whores & Truth in Patterns. MUST READ.

Recently a girl who I will simply refer to as 'dumb whore' (who is actually the friend of a friend's girlfriend, and obviously very personally important to me) got tired of being referred to as 'whore...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Conversation between me and my penis.

If you are like me, you'd like to have sex every second of every day. Hell, if it was socially acceptable, I'd walk around town with a girl riding piggy back...on the front. Sometimes my penis refuses...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Beautiful Atrocity (1st attempt at songwriting)

Beautiful Atrocity These lies upon your lips, They speak those wrong words all the time. Save them for another... Whose ears that can hear them so clear and... (chorus) You looked like a ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Those words

- those words -- tell those words again - the ones that wear me so thin i want not to hear - they speak volumes of emotion - slip into that bath filled with the stronghold you have on these strings - ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT