lazy bastard

i wanna be on you!!

"where to start? its a good way to start" says nikki as she puffs the sweet nicotine from her camel cigarette.  its 2:39 am on a tuesday morning..one game of beer pong deep my roomates and i sit ...
Posted by lazy bastard on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:59:00 PST

busch light mentho

its 9 42 in the morning...i went to meditation class...now im drinkin a busch light smokin a menthol ciggy....oh sanity where art thou
Posted by lazy bastard on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 06:45:00 PST

NO SHIT.

so as you know im an inspiring rap artist....im recording my demo and starting my album two weekends from now....ill be working with some d j's that are closely tied to eminem....cross your fingers fo...
Posted by lazy bastard on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:19:00 PST

SMUG goes cali

moving out to cali to become one of those struggling band memebers trying to reach super stardom......haha wish me luck and look for SMUG
Posted by lazy bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

old man status

next saturday will be the day that all people not involved with the festivities will envy....if at all possible...friday of next week....go to canada...the largest birthday celebration besides that of...
Posted by lazy bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im addicted

thats three for aqua teen......whos in broken luck me juliet
Posted by lazy bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

whose gonna ruin the united states

BUSH OR KERRY? AND WHY
Posted by lazy bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my band my band my band my band

if i put it all in, would you strike up the band, or would the fat lady sing before i looked at my hand, could you tell me if you, didnt love me that way, put the gun in my mouth cuz ive got nothing t...
Posted by lazy bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

life

Ever felt like life was going no where? just when you thought you'd escaped from all of your problems they come back to haunt you even worse. i've realized now that my problems weren't with were i l...
Posted by lazy bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WARPED!!!

to all you losers out there that havent been to warped tour yet.....hahahahahahahahahhah. it was guarenteed the best time i've ever had. other than those wild threesomes i got into back in high scho...
Posted by lazy bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST