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Chance

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About Me

Easy going laid back. i get the munchies often because I eat when i am bored. i like to eat but im not fat. i like to make people laugh. Capitan of the Smart Ass wrestling Team. AIR GUITAR CHAMPION 2006 & 2007. But enough of that shit. It makes my day to make people laugh. I also like to give people i like a hard time. so if you have your sensitive pants on you had better go change or deal with it. it comes with the package *GRRR FLEX* but relax its all in fun. I can get along with almost anyone. Almost. I like to shoot guns. I am not a hunter! I don't kill animals unless they try to kill me then its on like donkey kong. which doesn't happen often. shooting is very challenging, an adrenaline rush, and a great stress/anger management tool. LOL. As soon as i pay off my debt within the next 8 months i plan on putting myself back into debt by going to school to become a police officer. SWEEEEEET!!!! you get a fast car with lights and sirens, a gun, and hand cuffs (NAUGHTY hand cuffs). Who wouldn't want that stuff???
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chance
Birthday: 8/7/1980
Birthplace: Irving, Tx
Current Location: Grapevine
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Right now its Black Pearl (the norm is brown)
Height: 6' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right (also depends on what i am doing LOL)
Your Heritage: Mostly Irish and some American Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pumas
Your Weakness: Short and sweet girls
Your Fears: being alone when i die
Your Perfect Pizza: every pizza is perfect
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to live to make a new goal next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: SSSSSHHHHHIIIIITTTTT!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Wouldn't you like to know
Your Bedtime: i'm 26 i don't have a bed time anymore
Your Most Missed Memory: i don't remeber
Pepsi or Coke: you bitches gotta fuckin' prob with Dr. Pepper?
MacDonalds or Burger King: yuck!!! I threw up on my mouth a little bit
Single or Group Dates: Dates are like job interviews
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton! Nestea isn't tea it's NASSTEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: yes please
Cappuccino or Coffee: Machiatto "liquid crack" (did i spell that right?)
Do you Smoke: not since Thanksgiving 2006
Do you Swear: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT BATMAN!!!
Do you Sing: HELL YES! And i usually make up my own words.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeppers
Have you Been in Love: Don't wanna talk about it
Do you want to go to College: yes and i will. i hate my job!!!
Do you want to get Married: only if i find the right person
Do you belive in yourself: no question
Do you get Motion Sickness: ride the tilt o'whirl with me and find out
Do you think you are Attractive: sure
Are you a Health Freak: not really but i am doing better
Do you get along with your Parents: mom yes, dad depends on what day it is
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yes man
Do you play an Instrument: define play... and then define insturment...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: still drunk
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just say no kids
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NASTY!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes about 50 times
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: mother fucker the water is still cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i wouldn't call it stealing. borrowed for a long time.
Ever been Drunk: HELLO!!!! Still Drunk remeber?!
Ever been called a Tease: sure
Ever been Beaten up: do brothers count?
Ever Shoplifted: is this the same as borrowing for a long time?
How do you want to Die: old and quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'm almost doing what i want to do
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Germany, Sweden
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: the Shorter the better (NO midgets please)
Weight: proportioned
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dunno i was fucked up alot
Number of CDs I own: hell if i know
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: not yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: you shouldn't regret
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People,guns,cars,music,toys,electronics,planes,food,cooking, being lazy,video games, computers,money

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Music:

Doors, Jimi, SRV, NIN, Zepplin, Steve Vai, Sound Garden, Audio slave, Johnny Cash, The Who, Megadeath, Pantera, Korn, Mudvayne, Nonpoint, AC/DC, Zombie, Flyleaf, Jet, White stripes, Tool, Perfect circle, Dave Matthews band, Eric Johnson, Ry Cooder, Jackyl, Rage Against The Machine, Velvet Revolver, STP, Joe Satriani, Crystal Method, Beastie Boys, Coldplay, Atreyu, Depeche Mode, Disturbed, Godsmack, Eric Clapton, Phil Collins, Tom Petty, Gary Hoey, Janis Joplin, Kenny Wayne Shepard, Marilyn Manson, Radiohead, Robert Miles, The Rolling Stones, Doobie Brothers, Thunderbirds, System of a Down, Temple of the Dog, Black Crowes, Drowning Pool, COC, U2, Type O Neg., The Ramones, The Eagles, Reverend Horton Heat, chemical brothers, and anyone else that rocks

Movies:

Office space, Half Baked, Dazed and Confused, euro trip, all of the American pie movies,wedding crashers, click, waiting, X-men, tears of the sun, Pulp fiction, from dusk til dawn

Television:

I have 2

Books:

What are those. I can't read!!!

Heroes:

Me myself and I....

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Application for a piece

APPLICATION FOR A PIECE OF ASSName:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real ...
Posted by Chance on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:43:00 PST

Now this is what i talking about

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town(or across the st...
Posted by Chance on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:59:00 PST

this has happened to me soooo many times

This was sent to me by a good friend because this exact thing always happens to me! Thanks, Linds you are the best.I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That my ...
Posted by Chance on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:48:00 PST