The Perfect Contestant -- A poem |
I'm blonde.
I have big tits.
I look great in a swim suit that barely fits.
I have an IQ of 124.
(If you then divide it by the size of my bra)
I can't dance.
I can't sing.
But I can flirt and have flin...
Posted by Lust and Found on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:53:00 PST |
Devvo |
In the same way I think Nathan Barley is genius 'cos he's a twat, see this guy at www.myspace.com/mcdevvo and at http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm
Brilliant!!!
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Posted by Lust and Found on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:34:00 PST |
I'm not gay or owt but.... |
...I made the writing pink.
Was it really worth clicking on this. I'm bored.
Posted by Lust and Found on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:10:00 PST |
The joy of Student Unions |
Once again found out that there's a hell of a lot of talent out there. Performed at NEWI students union in Wrexham last night -- first solo gig I've done at home, which was nice. Met some ...
Posted by Lust and Found on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:24:00 PST |
Reasons for gigging, number 7 |
Giving it more and more thought, I've decided why I'm going out and playing in front of people with these little tunes and poems. It could be for the glory, it could be for the thrill, but I thi...
Posted by Lust and Found on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:42:00 PST |
Is it plagarism? |
It's kind of wierd how chance occurances can make you see things in a different light. I'm not talking about something world changing here, but at a gig in Coventry the other night, my penultima...
Posted by Lust and Found on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 10:14:00 PST |
Life As It Is |
Well, I'm sat in another hotel, Southampton this time! It's nice. I've met people. I've had drinks. And I've got a demo sorted. It's called "On the Sea" and has three tra...
Posted by Lust and Found on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:05:00 PST |
