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Sgt. Carolyn

I dont understand the point of these things...

About Me

Im getting bit of a headache thanks for asking
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My Interests

Not interested in people who sit at their computers and try to think of hilarious ditties to put into their MYSPACE bios.I am however, interested in cookies. So if you find youself with too many, or even one, I will be happy to take them off your hands and to stuff them in my mouth.Same goes for cheesecake/coffee/and money(though cash will not be going in my mouth)No. I'm not a vegetarian, so your meaty breath does not offend me. (I like it)Oh and uh...I like stuff too...I forget and this is boring.But yes, I do expect you to salute:

I'd like to meet:

PERSON (people) OF THE DAY:

Music:

talk to me about it. or emily.

Books:

mmmm booklove3

Heroes:

GOTH HARRY POTTER

My Blog

HOM<E

i live with three amazingly beautiful women.   just wanted you to know.
Posted by Sgt. Carolyn on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST

orbit gum causes breast cancer!

heh.
Posted by Sgt. Carolyn on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST

come on...

wanna fight?
Posted by Sgt. Carolyn on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:35:00 PST

Thanks.

Bye Beacon.
Posted by Sgt. Carolyn on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:07:00 PST

This Is Not A Blog

My Last Few Lies: (this week) "I speak Japanese" "You cant photograph a rainbow, it's impossible" "I'm training to compete in the X-games" "The average spider has 600 sexual partners" "Oh, this isnt m...
Posted by Sgt. Carolyn on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:15:00 PST

pissed off

I'm really really sick of people assuming that only horribly emaciated chicks are the ones with eating disorders. And all of this other related anger with that topic that I don't really feel...
Posted by Sgt. Carolyn on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:04:00 PST

a picture of my tits

you guys are gullible/pervs.   MORE SHAME!!!!!! (but i dont blame you for looking)
Posted by Sgt. Carolyn on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 08:41:00 PST

hot crazy sex

I just wanted to see how many people were going to look at something that had the subject title "hot crazy sex". But anyway, shame on you. SHAME! ________________
Posted by Sgt. Carolyn on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 11:06:00 PST

absence of me (that sounds emo)

Just to let everyone know, I dont have a computer right now.  The only time I can get on is when I go to a friends house and mooch off of their internet (thank you sashy). If you are compelled to...
Posted by Sgt. Carolyn on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 09:59:00 PST

Single now

RAWR. so no hugs, no awwwws, no poor carolyns. please. thats all im asking for. oh...and just give me some cookies too. and kisses. the end _______________________________________________________...
Posted by Sgt. Carolyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST