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About Me

Something you should prob know about me is that I like Chris Farley, and Comedy, I just started doing stand up and I really like making fun of people. :) I'm a pretty easy going guy, always ready to laugh, but idk some how along the way I picked up this German drinking name, people started calling me Bear, which is cool. Something else that all of you should prob know is that I dont really like Peas very much, well any at all. and besides that people say I can be random. I think someone once said that if I were to play a game of associations, for most people someone it would be like book, and that would remind them of... thats right, story, well I am more of the type of person that someone would say chair, and I would be like... telephone. idk Some poeple think its a drawback, I think its because Im a philosopher and could teach the world many things, if only I had my own reality t.v. show. Oh and once one of my friends dogs barked at me, so I peed on its head. but thats a different story. hit me up on AIM at TedMidget if you have any questions
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Name: Alexander James "Bear" Orcutt
Birthday: December 27, 1987
Birthplace: Omaha, Nebraska
Current Location: Portland Oregon, visiting my parents
Eye Color: Bluish Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: about 5'7-5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: English and direct Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops
Your Weakness: Guitars, fast cars, and faster women ;)
Your Fears: A big beefy Butch, Snagletooth, and evil leprehcauns
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra cheese and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Being happy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm watching you right now through your window.
Thoughts First Waking Up: School started ten minutes ago!
Your Best Physical Feature: My shoulders
Your Bedtime: Wheneva
Your Most Missed Memory: Living at home, living a normal life
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: If the mood suits me
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: At least once
Have you Been in Love: Was
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: idk
Do you belive in yourself: Not anymore
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, guitar and used to play the harmonica :)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Prob
In the past month have you Smoked: idk
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: a strip tease
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: using myself as a human blanket to put out the fire on a chicas sundress or beign used as a human shield.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happier than I am now
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: open
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: my height or shorter
Weight: reasonable
Best Clothing Style: birthday suits are best, after that im not picky
Number of Drugs I have taken: depends on what someone considers a drug
Number of CDs I own: like 273
Number of Piercings: the more the merrier
Number of Tattoos: doesn't matter but murals are nice to look at in the morning :)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||| 23%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Which Old School Character are you?

Mitch - The Godfather
Your the Godfather. Your just trying to enjoy the wild ride youor friends are providing for you. You dont mind a good party now and then, but you try not to let it interfere with your professional carreer. You always seem to be there for your friends as well.
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What is your secret stripper name? (girls)

Candy Sux

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My Interests

I like playing guitar, and going out partying and clubbing, and sports, soccer, basketball, watersports like boogie boarding and tubing and fishing.
Your Birthdate: December 27
Your birth on the 27th day of the month (9 energy) adds a tone of selflessness and humanitarianism to your life path.
Certainly, you are one who can work very well with people, but at the same time you need a good bit of time to be by yourself to rest and meditate.
There is a very humanistic and philanthropic approach in most of things that you do.

This birthday helps you be broadminded, tolerant, generous and very cooperative.
You are the type of person who uses persuasion rather than force to achieve your ends.
You tend to be very sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you able to give much in the way of friendship without expecting a lot in return. What Does Your Birth Date Mean? How Gay I am
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Time Started?: 12:23
Name?: Alex (Bear) Orcutt
Eye Color?: Green
Hair Color?: Blondish brown
Height?: 5'8
Birthday?: 12-27-87
Your Hometown?: Omaha
Your Present Town?: Covington
Your Ethnicity?:
Screen Name?: TedMidget
Do You Wish You Had A Different Name?: no
What Shoes Did You Wear Today?: Nikes
Favorite Food?: Tomato Soup
Favorite Color(s)?: Green
What Kind Of Car Do You Have?: Honda Accord
Do You Like It?: Yeah
Are You Shy?: not really
Are You Single Or Taken?: Single
If Taken Whats His/Her Name?:
Whats Your Dream Car?: My Honda when Im done
Favorite Band?: Too many
Favorite Movie?: Anything Chris Farley
Favorite Show?: That 70's, Simpsons, South Park
Whats Your Crushes Name?: ha....
Your Grade?: Senior
Your School?: Covington
Your Style?: Out there
Friends
Whos The Shyest?: Aaron
Most Outgoing?: Greg
Acts More Like You?: Greg or Jake
Funniest?: Aaron
Loudest?: Jake or Josh
Known The Longest?: Jake
Richest?: Greg
Most Popular?: Greg
Most Athletic?: Greg
Best At Basketball?: Greg
Best At Softball?: Greg
Girlyest?: Derek Peterson
Dumbest?: Tim
Craziest?: Josh
BESTEST Friend?: Jake and Greg
Most Blonde?: Tim
Who Was The Last Person..
Said Hey To You?: Jake
You Thought About?: Cherish as I looked at her myspace
That Wrote You A Note?: Stephanie
Told You Bye?: Dawn
You Hungout With?: Miranda
Went To The Movies With?: Miranda
You Talked To On The Phone?: Jake
You Touched?: Kristine
Sing To You?: ....
You Fought With?: Ben
Took Your Picture?: Hannah
Called You?: Jake
Bought You Something?: My Brother
You IMed?: Jrod
You Hugged?: Lesley
Said They Loved You?: ....
You Kissed?: ....
Who Broke Your Heart?: ....
Wrote You A Poem For You?: ....
Who Texted You?: April
You Hurt?: Prob Kristine
Shared A Secret With?: greg
Watched A Movie With?: Miranda
Couldn't Stop Thinking About?: ....
When Was The Last Time..
You Cried The Most?: ....
Went On A Date?: Thursday May 12 2006 4:00 P.M.
Got A Speeding Ticket?: Neva
Went To The Movies?: Thursday May 12 2006 4:00 P.M.
You Were Sad?: 5 minutes ago?
Broke Someones Heart?: Neva
You Said : ....
Have You Ever..
Sat On Your Rooftop?: Yes
Kissed Someone In The Rain?: Yes
Danced In A Public Place?: Yes
Smiled For No Reason?: Yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yes
Peed In Your Pants After Age 8?: prob...
Written A Song?: Yes
Sang To Someone For No Reason?: Yes
Performed On Stage?: Yes
Kissed Someone?: Yes
Made Out?: Yes
Talked To Someone You Dont Know?: Yes
Gone Out Of Your Way To See Someone?: Yes
Been In Love?: Yes
Been Rejected?: Yes
Fallen For A Friend?: Yes
Been Called A Tease?: Prob
Been Hit On?: nope, neva
Stolen Anything?: Not that I know of
Ran Away From Home?: Yes
Made Out With Just A Friend?: Yes
Had Sex With 2 People In The Same Day?: No
Had Sex With 2 People At The Same Time?: No
Cheated On Someone?: ....
Been Cheated On?: Yes
Been Engaged?: no
Street Raced?: Yes
Been Skinnydipping?: Yes
Made A Friend Mad?: Yes
Gotten Detention?: Yes
Gotten Expelled?: No
Threw Popcorn In A Movie Theater?: Yes
Seen A Famous Person?: Yes
Lost Your Voice?: Yes
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Whats The Best Feeling In The World?: ....
Whats The Worst?: ....
Whats The Best Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?: ....
Do You Smoke?: ....
Do You Drank?: ....
Have You Ever Been Drunk?: ....
Do You Have Any Tatoos?: No
Any Piercings?: Yes 5
Who's Your Best Friend?: Jake Greg Tim Kristine
Favorite Movie Star?: Chris Farley
Idol?: Chris Farley
You Sang?: One of my own songs
Can You..
Write With Both Hands?: not really
Whistle?: Yes
Blow A Bubble?: No
Roll Your Tounge In A Circle?: Yes
Cross Your Eyes?: Yes
Dance?: I think I can
Touch Your Tounge To Your Nose?: No
Stay Up A Whole Night Without Sleep?: Yes
Speak A Different Language?: Yes
Impersonate Someone?: Yes
Prank Call People?: Yes
Make A Card Pyramid?: No
Cook Anything?: Yes
In Your Family..
Who Makes You Laugh?: Ben
Who Makes You Cry?: My mom
Who Is Strict?: Dad
Whos Laid Back?: Ben
Who Makes You Think?: Dad
Who Do You Look Up To?: Dad Jason Ben
Who Will Do Anything For You?: Mom
You Are..
Best At?: Thinking...
Worst At?: Life
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What Time Did You Finish?: 12:40
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What alcoholic beverage are you?

Jose Cuervo
You're there for the party, and you aint leaving till they throw you out. Just there to have fun, thats what its all about.

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Baby, I'm an American Express lover. You can't go home without me
A little bit self-absorbed aren't we?

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What does your birth month reveal about you?

December
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

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What Will Ferrell Character are You

Ron Burgundy
Your Ron Burgundy! You love to party and show off your good looks to those around you, Your a little bit full of yourself and cant quite except the changing times

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Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)

Mother Earth
You are very in touch with nature and your elements. You enjoy smoking because its natural and helps you understand more about life and why we live. You probley dont shower much and have dreds. Over all you are a pretty chill person to smoke with.

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What Kind of Pirate are Ye? (*Pix*)

Cut Throat Pirate
Aye Aye Captain! You have the attitude to rule the Seven Seas! You like to take charge in life and consider all of your Crew Members as brothers. Your dreams are as endless as the stars in the sky. You share your booty with the ones you trust...which may only be a few. But when it comes to living, you know how to do it right!

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Should you be a VAMPIRE?

Yes....You are perfect.....
WOW! we have a regular Dracula on our hands! You have everything the sins, the girls/guys, the blood, and the mystery!yay! how i envy you...just joking.

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How will you die? (25 possibilities)

Your best friend is going to kill you.
The murder has already been plotted, and really, when you think about it, who better to execute your. . . umm, execution than the person who knows you best. Keep a close eye on your dearest friends 'cuz one of 'em plans on shoving lethal foreign objects into your body very soon!

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Are U a Rocker,a Punk,aGothic,a Girly Girl,Tom Boy,or a wannabe Ghetto? (Girls required only)

Rocker
yay....ur a rocker like me........so i have nothing to say but never give up even if u think i don't want to be a rocker anymore.........keep the rocker life livin.....chika

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R u Hot, Sexy, Ugly, Pretty, Geeky? Come here to FIND OUT

You Are Pretty!!!
Your Pretty!!! Gives u a rose

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You Are Pretty!!!
Your Pretty!!! Gives u a rose

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What piercing are you?

Eyebrow
You're wild. You're an extravert that likes to have fun and enjoys the clublife!

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What cell phone are you? (pics) dudes and dudetts

LG 6000 camera flip phone


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I'd like to meet:

People, new friends, Def. People to party with, Covington is just getting too small and I am ready to expand my horizons. Take the quiz:
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Your A MySpace Genuine Friend!
Your a unfeigned person who likes to make friends and will give most people a chance as long as they don't seem to weird or bizarre! It's your down-to-earth qualities what makes you popular. Your confident in yourself not to go collecting friends for the sake of it, you'd rather have a network of friends you can get to know and have fun with! Well done...i like you!

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Music:

Classic Rock like Van Halen and Emo and punk The Ataris Simple Plan, and rap

Movies:

I like seeing all movies, Chris Farley is one of my all time favorite actors but I also like Gladiator and dumb and dumber and comedys best

Television:

mostly I watch Comedy Central and old SNL reruns and South park all though I do like the Simpsons.

Books:

All types of books especially ones that make me think. Anything by Poe, 1984 by Orwell, all classics like Robin Hood, Count of Monte Cristo. Ray Bradbury, The Odessy, Farenheit 451, Animal Farm, Science Fiction, Drizz't D'Urden is the bomb, Hannibal Lector books. Hatchet, idk just everything

Heroes:

Chris Farley is my idol, the only person to ever make me laugh when I didn't want to. Who gives me my hope that a small pond fish can grow up to be something big, not in a lake, but in the ocean.

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Think these are true? I'd say they hit home.....

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.3... Guys may be flirting...
Posted by Bear on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

First in Campus Experiance

Yeah so A couple friends and I got so sick of missing our friends up at Purdue that we just went up to see them, well they were girls and one of their boyfriends came over so we kinda had to skid...
Posted by Bear on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:46:00 PST

A Heavy Heart Break

What helps with Heart Break is a long country road, a full tank, a long cigarette, and a sad song.And when that Heavy Heart Breaks, hand a piece to each person that walks out that door.All ...
Posted by Bear on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:41:00 PST

Not so Simple Anymore

I'd say the best bet is to put on  Simple Kind of Man, by skynnard before you read this, otherwise it might just be a waste. Tonight was one of the last nights of the greatest time period of a ch...
Posted by Bear on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST

Traveling

Portland Bitches Sweet so I was in portland with my parents and now we've moved 15 minutes away to Vancouver and Im telling yeah its all right  ...
Posted by Bear on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST

Out of town

CANCUN BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bear on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:55:00 PST

Poetically Inclined

I just wrote a beautifull new song, the problem, no words.. I can't do this one by myself. I need you guys to send in your ideas for it.. The topic, graduation, memories, high school ending, new lives...
Posted by Bear on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:26:00 PST

The New Arrival

          The new arrival, a sunset is beginning to form, the dark is a little clearer. But the path is still twisted and overgrown confusion now more than...
Posted by Bear on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:12:00 PST

THis week

Florida for the week, chillin and coming up with some more songs, hit the cell.... Bear
Posted by Bear on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST

Losing Hope

"Losing Hope"I got a faulty parachute I got a stranger's friend An exciting change in My butchers blend A symbol on the ceiling With the flick of a switch My new found hero In the enemy's ditching Wel...
Posted by Bear on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:48:00 PST