Lets start by saying work sucks. My baby Ruby does not suck. She is the cutest thing ever....it even says so on the wall at 99 bottles. I like to drink beer a lot. Ruby does not drink beer. But she does poop a lot and that makes me proud. Pooping is cool. I wish I was golfing right now. Wait no...I wish I was golfing and drinking beer. Me, Jordan and Darwin want people to buy us beer. If you are reading this, you should think about buying us beer. Rainbow Bright rocks. My wife rocks too. She used to be fat and pregnant, now she is not. But I loved her the whole time. I love Ruby more though. I like her pacifiers.
