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Mike

I am here for Friends

About Me

Born and raised in Calgary, I try not to let humanity piss me off too much, slowly getting over the quarter-life crisis, I'm one patient mofo. Any time I try to make a compliment to someone it somehow turns into a perfect insult. I'm shy, quiet and awkward, sometimes also a lippy bastard. If I could have one wish I would like to be a cartoon. Simple courtesy rewards something far greater than the effort required, all I can say is, don't be a Choda. Word.

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My Blog

my worst fears will come to pass...

So, while enjoying the origional ninja turtles movie a couple of years ago I started ranting to a buddy about how wicktacular it was that real people were stuck in those heavy rubber suits doing all k...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 20:59:00 GMT

my brain is absurd...

Weird, I was just thinking about the 3 little pigs and the intended morale teachings of children, in this day and age it would not be nearly so simple...The pig with the house of straw actually had it...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 18:01:00 GMT

Haven't done a lame survey in awhile...

WRATH1. who did you last get angry with? Society. 2. what is your weapon of choice? Passive-Aggressive hijinks. 3. would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I don't think I could,&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 17:34:00 GMT

Courtesy on the road

Ok, it's this simple. You need to get into my lane but there's no room for you. I kindly slow down to make room and let you in. That was pretty nice of me wasn't it? Going out of my way to help you ou...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 13:42:00 GMT

Stoopid "top friends"

Oooh, my first blog ever. I think I'll use this pointless technology for ranting about completely meaningless subjects. Take this "top 8 friends" bullshit on myspace, for example. Why does one have to...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 14:58:00 GMT