About Me
S.W.A.T. Productions, an affiliate of SWAT (Shet Wala Akong Trabaho), is a party-oriented organization established by 6 successful degree holders from reputable universities/colleges with no work and is absolutely in the pursuit of not lookin for one, and yet, with the heart of a crouching tiger to ask large amount of money (in Peso currency) from parents for outings, movies, dates, gimiks, drinkin sessions, etc.. We organize small events (weekly) in Marcelo Vill. for S.W.A.T.'s residing within the vicinity. We also organize big events like Independence Day Party, X'Mass party, New Year party, BDay parties and even "nuttin at all" parties. And it's all happenin here in Marcelo Vill., Tha Small Vill Party Vill! Small events happen at Club Jep, Club (u)-Thong, Jo's Apartment, DaBui's Kitchen, Mot's Garage & @8544 while big events happen at Tha Court. We, Dane Kalbo Soriano (President/resident Graphic Artist/Photographer), Dino Nunal Javier (Events Specialist/Promotions), Shunimac (Events Analyst/Promotions), Joseph Jao (Master Sourcerer), AJ Sungaw/MrSuavé Yambao (Resident DJ/Newest Recruit/Party Continuity Planning Manager) and Arjel Chocopeanut Ipac (Chief Finance Officer/Recruiting Specialist [illegal]), are lookin for new recruits with the ff qualifications: Male/Female, not older than 35 yrs old. graduate of any 4 year course from reputable universities/colleges. 2-3 years of S.W.A.T. experience is an advantage. Willing to party until the break of dawn. Party-oriented & Party-driven. Knowledgeable in party procedures, with excellent organizational skills and ability to prioritize events. Can perform multi tasks, with strong character and leadership qualities. Strong verbal communication skills (English & Tagalog). Proficient in taking... an advantage. Females, with no experience (but willing to) TAKE IT OFF not essential since massive training will be given. Must be a Techno & Hip-Hop enthusiast. Prep, Kindergarten, Grade school, high school, college drop outs with NO plans of workin are welcome. Coyote's are very much appreciated and welcome. If you have these qualifications, add us up right now!!! ONLY SHORTLISTED RECRUITS WILL BE ENTERTAINED, SO HURRY!!!
