--Does anyone want to try this weed? It's called Brown Explosion. --What does this one do? --You get so stoned that you shit your pants! Hahahaha! --Uh, I don't wanna do that. --Yeah, I already shit my pants this month...........--Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight? --Why? So you can jerk off on my mom? --Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy!........--Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary. --You're an idiot........--What's up Douche Bigalow? --Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed? --No, I self parked it in your ass..........--So Barry sucked on his first boobie last night. [people clap] --[Gleaming with pride] For 13 hours.
Anyone positive...I hate negative people...they just make me negative, and that part of my life is over with.
I love all music! Rock and Jazz being my 2 favorite genres.
I Love almost all movies. I'm a Tarantino fan, and i looove horror movies! I also love chick flicks (i am a girl afterall lol).
I love watching Sex & The City reruns, and Will & Grace , Frasier, I loove Bridezillas, oh and also Platinum Weddings!
I'm reading The Power of Focus for Women.....it's gooood!
Parental Units...they've been through a lot, and still look at the bright side.