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Alan

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About Me



Ahhh Here we go. Yeah I'm fully aware that I dissappeared. I'm currently LOST in Lynnwood, Washington now and you probably shouldn't ask why. All you really need to know is I'm back and 100% more insane than ever before *wink wink nudge nudge*.Let the fun begin.

My Interests

Anti-lock brakes

I'd like to meet:

Someone who knows how to cook.

Music:

Name a genre and I'll find a song I like. Name a band and I won't know who the F*** you're talking about half the time.

Movies:

Ahh my ever changing top list (in no particular order)Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Super Troopers, Office Space, Ocean's Eleven, Snatch, Gladiator, Die Hard, Dogma, Clerks II, Thank You For Smoking, The Departed (yes that's right all you Infernal Affairs elitists!!!!) 300, Iron Man, The Prestige

Television:

24, Monk, Psych, Penn & Teller's Bullsh!t, Rocko's Modern Life, Attack of the Show

Books:

Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child, Tom Clancy

Heroes:

Anyone that can play a bag pipe. Patrick Roy, Brett Favre, and Gary Oldman

My Blog

Oh yes, It’s Go Time

You see, it's that time again. Fantasy, Fucking, Football I missed my original draft time on my nfl.com so it got auto drafted and I have a somewhat average team led by Carson Palmer. Still feeling th...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST

In Desperate Need of a Better Light Bulb

But in other news:The advancement test was surprisingly easy this cycle... maybe I made it this time? 2nd class would bring a nice little paycheck before I get out so it wouldn't hurt. But something h...
Posted by Alan on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST

Change of Pace

And then...There was paintball.In the never ending quest to keep active in Guantanamo Bay I've picked up running and paintballing now. And no, the bowling will not cease regardless of just how bad my ...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:47:00 PST

Blogs are Only Good for Two Things

And I lack the ability to write emo paragraphs.That's right folks is Fantasy Fucking Football time again!And even though I say it every year, this is my year!Larry Johnson, Ronnie Brown, AND Chad John...
Posted by Alan on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:52:00 PST

Fantasy Football Woes

And the season drags on in the Jeffrey Dhalmer League II. (Hey, I didn't make it up) The good news is I'm making the play offs this year, the bad news is T.O. is a bitch.
Posted by Alan on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 03:04:00 PST