IM ALI.
I LOVE FUN AND FROLICKING.
I LOVE GETTIN DRUNKEN AND DRINKIN WINE OFF YOUNG VIRGINS CLEANSED BACKS.
I LOVE ALL MY BESTEST FRIENDYS.
I LOVE MUSIC IT MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN SKYS ARE GREY.
I LOVE THE WORD POO AND ANY OTHER WORD RELATING TO IT AND PPL THAT KNOW ME UNDERSTAND THAT I NEED TO USE IT ATLEAST ONCE EVERY HALF AN HOUR.
I GO TO TEESSIDE UNI.
I STUDY MEDIA ITS QUITE FUN SOMETIMES.
I WORK AT BELLS TO SUPPORT MY DRINKING HABBIT.
I REGULARLY ATTEND A PLACE CALLED ARUDOS AND LIKE TO DANCE UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP.
I HAVE AN OUTSTANDING HATRED FOR BAKED BEANS BUT I EAT PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE.
I MUCH PREFER SAVOURY FOOD AND WOULD CHOOSE A PIE OVER A CHOCOLATE ECLAIRE ANYDAY.
I DONT LIKE DISCOVERING NEW MOLES.
I LOVE TO PICK SCABS BUT RARELY GET ANY JUICEY ONES.
I GET ANNOYED BY WHINGEY OLD PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT LIFE OWES THEM SOMETHING.
I DONT WANT TO GET OLDI'VE GRADUATED WITH A DEGREE IN MEDIA STUDIES. I LOVE HANGOVER HAPPYMEAL TIME. ITS THE BEST! AS DAVE SAYS: A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING FOR £2! FOOKIN RIGHTTTTTTTTT. I NEVER HOLD A GRUDGE EVEN WHEN PEOPLE STAMP ON MY FACE WITH THEIR DOGPOO COVERED SOLES.
