*flikity*

I'd like to meet:

when i meet you, i will be smiling let's keep it that way, yeah? some of the best people you'll ever meet:RANTS

1. People who say they are fat. Especially if they are not, which the NEVER are. It pisses me off NO end. You're not bloody fat and you should know that. And if you really don't, you need help. Oh, and calorie counting? WHAT IS THE POINT? Also stick-thin people who are on "diets". Why? Just why? 2. People who don't put X's on the end of their texts. You might not be in love with me, but you can show a bit of love, surely? 3. People who start a text/comment convo, send you one text/comment with the intention of a convo e.g. hey, how are you? ain't spoken in an age, what you been upto? how are things? tb xxx, which you then reply to and they IGNORE. What was the point if you weren't going to carry it on eh? 4. MSN convos which go as follows (think Lau had this on, totally agree hun!) hey hey how are you? good, you? yeah good. what you been upto? nm tbh, you? nm either. WHAT IS THE POINT?! 5. People who have private profiles on myspace. HOW AM I MEANT TO NOSE AROUND if I can’t even see your profile? 6. When you get into bed and are all comfortable then you realize something and have to get out of bed to go and do/get something. 7. Boys. They are IMPOSSIBLE to understand. In every single way. 8. When you’ve just spent hours straightening your hair, then go outside to find it’s torrentially raining/the wind is so strong you might as well have wet your hair, slept on it, then stepped outside and it would have looked the same. 9. When an irritating song gets stuck in your head all day and it WON’T go away. 10. When people show off about the stupidest of things, e.g. getting drunk. If you’re going to tell me a funny story, please go ahead. If you’re going to tell me about how you – OMG! – had like, - OMG! – 2 glasses of wine and OMG! – almost threw up, then don’t. I don’t particularly care. 11. When people pretend to be an expert on something that they really have no idea about. At all. 12. When you walk all the way upstairs to get something… then forget what the hell it was and have to retrace your steps to remember. 13. When everyone has been building something up really badly to be amazing e.g. a party, then it turns out to be shite. 14. When you TREK somewhere only to find that it doesn’t have what you want. (Morrison’s’ today when I wanted a toffee apple :[) 15. When you’re about 1 PENCE short of being able to afford something so spend 15 minutes searching the floor/street in the hope of finding some odd change (yes, this WAS me and Lau in McDonalds when I was in desperate need of some chips), find some scatty old one pence coin, give it all in and the assistant DOESN’T even check it. 16. Teachers with no sense of humour. Come on, Mr Thomas, how can the thigh-o-meter have not been funny?! 17. Fat people who claim to be ‘big boned’. There’s only so far that that excuse can work, sweetie. 18. When you write a REALLY long comment/bulletin/email, then either it doesn’t send or you accidentally press the back button and it’s ALL GONE. FOREVER :’[ 19. The way in which even just myspace (and especially if teamed with MSN) manages to use up ALL your night when you had a lot of other stuff you should have been doing. 20. Sundays – you always leave your work until the Sunday and you’re nearly always tired/hungover/both, and have to do about 7 sheets of psychology when your head wants to explode. 21. MISS CRAWFORD AND MR NILE. ‘Nuff said. 22. When you accidentally have overwrite on when you’re writing something and you only realize when you look up and see half your work has disappeared. 23. When you’re receiving a file on MSN and the person sending has to go JUST before it’s completely transferred. 24. When you see a picture of the “fittie” you pulled last night.. only to find they have about 5 chins. 25. Similarly, when you find out what you did last night.. but it’s really not good. At all. 26. When people whisper. Really does my head in. 27. When you see a really nice item of clothing in a shop, but you can’t afford it, and when you go back it’s gone. 28. How whenever you go shopping with no money you find hardly anything, but when you have no money, you find about 10 things you want to buy. 29. People who fish for compliments (yes, I know everyone does it.. but still!) 30. When smart people come out of an exam like “OMGZ I well fucked up!”. No you didn’t. [I’d like to say that I DON’T do this… and if I do, sorry =[] 31. People who REALLY exaggerate their stories. It’s funny the odd time. It’s intensely irritating if you do it all the time. 32. If a person says something to someone else that you know is blatantly a COMPLETE lie, but the other person is really impressed and you just feel like telling them it’s not true at all. 33. People who just bitch about their mates instead of talking to them. What’s the point? 34. Slags who claim they’re not. You have no grounds on which you can claim that, so why bother? 35. People who assume you’re scouse JUST because you’re from NEAR Liverpool. It’s Wirral, get it right! 36. People who walk REALLY slowly in front of you when you want to get somewhere. 37. People who cut across you when you’re walking. 38. Players/cocks who treat girls like shit. ‘Nuff said, non? 39. When you take a load of photos and you look like a complete twat in ALL of them. Made doubly annoying by the fact all your mates are stunning and SO photogenic. 40. Dickhead drivers. 41. People who think they’re ‘hard’, when they’re blatantly NOT. 42. Football OBSESSED people. Who can’t go an hour without checking the score. Come ON. 43. Religious extremists who CAN’T accept anything other than what they think. There ARE other possibilities, you know. 44. People who won’t admit that they’re ever wrong. 45. When you start tidying your room, get bored halfway through and end up shoving everything in the same drawers they started in. 46. People who think and act like they’re superior. 47. People who judge you on what they’ve heard or what you appear like and refuse to change their opinion. 48. People who hold a grudge about the stupidest of things. 49. People who belittle you to make themselves look good. 50. People who think they’re funny, and try so hard to be, who just… aren’t. At all. 51. Pure gegs. 52. Pedestrian crossings that take about an hour to light up green. 53. When you JUST miss the bus or train and have to wait an age for the next one. 54. The endings of TV series where they leave it on such a big cliffhanger it’s annoying. Or even every episode – LOST. Love it, but it’s just getting annoying now, you ever going to reveal anything? 55. Fat people who wear REALLY revealing clothes, so we ALL get to see their flab. No thanks, matey. 56. Hairy backs. And arses. EW. 57. When you meet the most amazing people on hol… then they just BUGGER off back to where they live. Grr. 58. Overly sexist/racist etc people. There’s a limit to when it can be funny. 59. Fitness freaks. Like, freaks, who can’t go half a day without exercise and look like they’re a twig. Can’t you see it’s worrying? 60. Bullshitters. Why? Just why? No one believes you and you look like a fool! 61. When your duvet comes out in the middle of the night because the poppers have come out at the bottom. 62. When you leave the house, lock up, get halfway to where you want to go then remember something you’ve left at home that’s really important. 63. Public displays of affection that are over the top. GET A ROOM! 64. When people take out their bad moods on you. 65. When people pretend to be drunk. But they’re blatantly not, and end up making a complete tit of theirself. 66. People who kick off for NO reason on the loveliest of people. 67. Annoying adverts. 68. People with annoying voices. 69. When one bee/wasp/fly gets stuck in the room with you and doesn’t have the common sense to just fly out the window, but instead repeatedly buzzes loudly and throws itself at the window. 70. People who talk loads on MSN/texts then DON’T TALK IN PERSON. What is the point? 71. When people are about to tell you something important then have to go. Please don’t leave me waiting! 72. People are SOOOOO slow at getting what you mean. And you have to explain it about 15 times. Or when you have to explain a joke to them. It kind of loses its funniness. 73. If you sack off your mates for your current fling. Nice to know, it really is. 74. People who ring you in a weird accent from foreign call centers for no reason at all. 75. Pringles. Once you pop you really can't fucking stop. 76. Cadburys. How is that I manage to eat 200g over the space of about 3 hours? HOW? Equally with M&S belgian-choc raisins. YOU CAN'T JUST EAT A COUPLE GODDAMNIT. 77. When people PRETEND to be dumb. I'll NEVER understand why they do this... half the people know you're putting it on, the other half think you're thick.. how do you win, exactly?!And some I mooched off Lau: + People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? + When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? WHY?! + When people are telling a story and go off on the WORST tangent. "So I saw Daniel Radcliffe ordering a dildo in Ann Summers Tuesday...or was it Wednesday? I think probably Wednesday because on Tuesday I went to get my hair done..."GET ON WITH THE STORY BEFORE I BLOW MY HEAD OFF PLEASE! + Plane food. One word. Tentacles. Been there, done that, nearly died of disgust. + When you walk directly at a stranger and neither of you know which way to go to avoid the inevitable crash. You then participate in a psychotic sort of dance, blocking each other, stop, laugh nervously, and walk around the person. Why does this happen so often!?!? WHY!? + When people correct you but they are WRONG + Any tests where the answer choice has (A), (B), (C), (D), and then (E) is "none of the above." + People who jump to conclusions before hearing everything, or even more annoyingly, before hearing the first two words.

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Heroes:

Erry

I love this girl with all my heart. We’ve been best mates since year 5 and I can honestly say I wouldn’t be able to survive without her. We’ve been through so much together and she’s amazing. We’ve got so many good memories… the sherbet night, all those physics lessons, 3 bens and a jonny, badminton, staying up all night the night after new year, playing monopoly and eating crap only to fall asleep in the cinema next day… the list could go on. She makes me feel better and motivates me to go to the gym LOL (well… almost). She’s WAY too photogenic for her own good and ALWAYS manages to make me look like a complete retard in photos, not that it was particularly hard. AND I WILL NEVER FORGET ERRY AND FLIK'S NIGHT OF FUN coz it fucking kicked ass EVEN THOUGH YOU THREW UP ON MY HAIR and i slept on it LMAO we have well loads of memories :):) When we go to university she IS going to stay in touch, though I have a feeling I’ll be bombarding her with glitter-filled letters to no avail, coz she’s RUBBASH. Love you forever xxxxxxxx

LoZi

This is my sexy gf lol, almost a month now! OMG, how would I survive without our Sunday night chats? I think I would actually physically DIE lol. I think you actually keep me SANE in our chats (haha, you could say there’s certain things that come up very often =p) and are always there when I need to have a massive moan. You are my fate buddy; everything happens for a reason and we always manage to make things have some form of meaning. We have scarily similar situations a lot of the time and I think that’s deliberate coz we can help each other through them, and I appreciate it so much, and thanks for everything. Oh, and you acheieved the unachievable… I know the words to some of your songs! Haha, I love you so much xxxxxxxxx

Katy

From the moment you drew on my face at that very first sleepover with me you Erry and Loz, I knew we’d be best friends LOL. You used to be the slag (juust kidding) that I laughed at, and now you’re all mature and stuff ? Haha, seriously, you make me happy, you know bloody everyone there is to know, you always have something for us all to do and you always make our nights fun. My life wouldn’t be the same without you and I’m so glad that you and Erry are twins coz I get to be best mates with both of you. You can cheer me up when I’m down and have straightened my hair many-a-time. Haha, love you loads xxxxxxxxx

Faye

Over the last few months I have got so much closer to you and I’m so glad coz you’re such an amazing person. You just know what to say to make me feel better and believe me I love listening so please keep talking haha ? We’re alki buddies (I’m sorry, but how much did we drink that one weekend?!) and together we ARE the flirty F’s LOL! I’ll do anything to try and make you feel better coz I love you so much. We already have some great memories (the faye&flik nights at piper’s lol) and I know we have so many more to come. I love you and you know that I’m always here xxxxxxxxxx

Tot

Feel like I’ve gotten closer to you as well and love you loooads. Never knew you were such a strong person but I’m so proud of you. You always make me laugh wheteher it’s just coz you’re being slow (lol, just kidding) or being your usual amazing self. You’re too fucking gorgeous for words and I actually wish I had your hair lol, you shouldn’t complain about it for a second girl! You don’t get how stunning and fabulous you are and I hope that you realise that you really are incredible, coz you just are. I love you muchos xxxxxxxxxxxx

Elly

What can I say? We’ve been best mates for over 10 years and I intend on keeping that for decades to come, there’s nothing I could say that could sum up our friendship rrally. We act like little kids together, from grilling brownies, to tesco adventures, to raving to club tunes (ok, so maybe that’s not AS childlike). Aha, going out in our bikinis in the rain in cornwall! Just got so many memories with you. You ALWAYS know exactly what to say to make me feel better and make me feel like I’m understood and not a total freak lol and you always seem to be able to apply some aspect of your life to mine. I want you to come and live here so badly! I love you so much and you are one of my best mates despite living about 5 hours away, and I intend on keeping it that way. Thankyou for everything xxxxxxxxxxx

Kel

WHY WEREN’T WE BEST MATES UNTIL RUSSIA? I have fuck all idea how I coped without you, tbh. I live for our Wednesday dates :P you always listen to me complain for hours and I just need you lol. Russia was fucking awesome and I’m so glad we were geeks so we ended up being best mates, coz you mean so damn much to me. You always to seem to understand exactly what I feel like lol. And you KNOW that I give you the best presents and you DEFEINTLY know I’d sacrifice myself for you LMAO. Oh, and you’re fucking great in bed bitch. Ya tee looblioo! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Lau

We have soo many memories together and I think when you attempted to list them they filled over a page. Some of them… the thighometer (that was actually the funniest lesson EVER!), south Africa, lolly pops walking round the marine lake, science lessons… the list goes on. I think we just keep getting closer and closer and I hope this keeps up. Please never think little of yourself coz you’re such an amazing person and you don’t deserve to be put down coz you’re awesome. We are shopping buddys/synchro swimming/tea buddies and that’ll never ever change! Xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Neil

The bf. Suppose he's pretty cool. He's funny when he's not trying to be and vice versa, haha. His obsession with Willy Mason scares me a little, but I do love "oxygen" so I guess something good has come out of it. Honestly one of the loveliest guys i know, already knows how to cheer me up :D Don't really know how he's going to put up with my babbling but he says he's up for it :D I'll leave it as that for now...

Deannnn

My lesson buddy! I love hiim to bits, he always listens to me being a freak and is still my friend (probably because he has no others...!)He "lets me win" at pool sometimes which I think is pretty nice of him...or maybe he just sucks. And he'll always walk me to lessons too :D And he's teaching me self defence which is a laugh seeing as... well, anyone I know will laugh at the thought of me and self defence. Apparently he trusts me so I must being doing something right.. love you "kid" xxxxx

Eddy

Because he's forced me to put him on here. He says that "he is the one that I love" and that "he is the shit". I'm not so sure about them, but he is mucho kewlio and i'm glad that he's my friend coz iguess he really is the shit =]xx

I honestly couldn't survive without them.
[x]Loz says[x]: flik iz 1 of ma best m8z n wen i say i dno ow id survive wvot er i mean it 100%!! she iz alwaz der 4 me n she alwaz managez 2 make me fl bta no mata wtz up. she iz alwaz smilin (n wen shez nt itz rli scari lol) n she makez ot lyk shez a gd girl bt she cn b a lil rebel wen she wanz 2 b! bt she iz a geek no mata wt she sez hehe. we alwaz av a laf n i love er 2 bitz xXxXx lozi xXxXx *mwa* [x]Kel says[x]: my uncle bob is the best person u could ever meet. I wish she had been my best friend from Y7, and I really don't know why she wasn't. So glad that we decided to become geeks during our GCSEs and stay afterschool to do Russian, then get put together in a room when we stayed in Russia, otherwise we probably wouldn't be the mates we are today!! :( also, i love the way she does ANYTHING for me, no matter what it is =D. And I love the way when we see each other around school we run screaming to each other yelling "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!" [x]Elly says[x]:Flik makes me act like a three year old. We have Tesco adventures and grill brownies together. Flik makes me laugh more than most. And can always make me smile. If I could I would buy her a house here, and make her live there. She's the love of my life, and I don't know where i'd be without herrr. The one person I tell about everything, and the one person who always seems to know what to say. She's also the best fuck i've ever had ;] I proper love you girlie. I could never put into words just how much you mean to me. If I tried i'd mess it up, so I won't. [x]Lau says[x]: Flik is....sooooooo fishin for compliments....but i luv her lots xxx [x]Piper says[x]: fliks gr8. always listens n always der wen u need a friend. we always find sumfin 2 talk about even if tis jus me extracting the michael, as she is excellent bullying material. aha lvya flik xxx [x]Beck says[x]:becky says: flik is my good ole gossipy head girl!we av gt alot of hard work ahead of us but ino cos filk is ther i will manage!shes absolutely stunning & one of the nicest people ive ever met! she'd help anybody out with ne problemo an i love her lots an lots!i hope we stay good friends an carry on getin wasted 2geva thru the years!love you sooo much xxxxxxxxxxxx hugs an kisses x [x]Jammo says[x]:flik is amazing i couldnt live without her... she taught me the true art of syncronised swimming... without flik i would never be as competent at the reverse crocodile or kicky thingy. she truely is a great teacher and mondays will not be the same when she finally gets her place at the hospital (which she wont cos shes a criminaaaaaaal!!!!!!!!) (on the slyyyy) (she wears stripey jumpers.. tight black pants a mask and carries a "swag bag") [x]Charl says[x]:flik is the most insistant, persuasive, hunter downer there is. and i'm so glad, or i'de never had been bombarded with letters by some weird girl who looked a bit like hermione who i didn't really know, and whose turned out to be one of my best friends. you're fantastic, you don't pretend, and u charm the pants off everyone. i love you. ever your charl, love you and miss you allways [x]Matt says[x]:Flick is a posh twat from Liverpool.Joke!!!Nah this girl is really sound as and easily fits into any clique of ppl no matter how big a fuck ups they happen to be! She's up for a lugh and her music taste is awesome she even likes sum of the emo shite i hold so dear!! I first met Flick at a grungy party down in ol' Trinity, it was a warm Summers night and the scent of drugs of all shapes and sizes were wofting thru the air and around the bonfire, i got really really pissed and lost my trousers here's to Flick on this the day of....Thursday! ekkkkkkkkkkkkk matt rules cos he's SEK! [x]Cam says[x]:hi fliky, i remember when you tucked my into bed after a had been throwing up. there we go, is that what you were looking for? oh yeah, you are wonderful blah blah blah..... [x]Jo says[x]:Hey Flik!! u don't know me very well but we used to have something very in common! lol! hope ur happy and can't wait to take u out without monsieur nxt time ur at the rock! lol apologies for my drunkard escapades!! wooppp! gd times xx [x]Leon says[x]:Flik is really funky, i met her at this wicked party where my band played and i rubbed her back for about half an hour cos she didn't feel well (too much alcohol), and then we got even more drunk and it was awesome, and then