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Richycitus Maximus

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About Me

My arms hurt from lifting so many Boston trophiesAny sport is good, except lacrosse. Lacrosse is for guys named Tucker.My favorite food has already been eaten.I'll leave you where I find you.This statement is untrue.

My Interests

I don't do interests, I do mad-libs. They're much more amusing.

I'd like to meet:

your hot sister.

Music:


Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, Goodfellas, Godfather, Casino, Naked Gun, Ace Ventura, Austin Powers, Wayne's World, Saw, Home Alone, Blazing Saddles, Deer Hunter, Memento, Untouchables, Saving Private Ryan, L.A. Confidential, American Beauty, Castaway, Apollo 13, Big, The Jerk, Into Thin Air, so many more.

Television:

Sportscenter, Sox, Simpsons and Seltics

Books:

Hats for Sale, Into Thin Air, Pet Sematary, The Shining, Night, Survival in Auschwitz, Running Toward Danger, Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

*Gyros