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About Me

Hello my names Ryan, or beaver, whatever floats ur cunt.
I'm from a town called Yate, where there are no roads at the front of people's houses. I don't mind the fact that i'm irresponsible with money, because all of the juvenile getting cunted i spend said money on is what you wish you could do again when you're turning 30. i've never been 30 so i wouldn't know exactly what its like, but real live adults (yes, they do exist) have told me so
As the famous Dr. Dre once said: "hey hey hey hey.......Every day i smoke the weed. (or summit like that)
My name is Ryan

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    Cunt flaps cannot swim!There are more than two hundred different kinds of cunt flaps.Cunt flaps can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.68 percent of all UFO sightings are by cunt flaps!The word 'samba' means 'to rub cunt flaps'.White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain cunt flaps.While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their cunt flaps.In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and cunt flaps.Cunt flaps never said 'Play it again, Sam'.Astronauts get taller when they are in cunt flaps.
I am interested in - do tell me about
Astro-Logix! My uncles ingenius creation; a geometrical construction kit, take a look, maybe BUY one..?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a girl with a vagina and a boob or 2Sasha- Beauty queen at 11...she's about 12 now though. shame really.

My Blog

My Myspace Quiz Addiction

I returned from the doctors about twenty minutes ago. I apparently have an addiction to MySpace quizzes and surveys. Thinking about it, I would be wrong to disagree, which is why i made the ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:36:00 GMT

Spontaneous Trip To Birmingham

well so at 3 o clock yesterday afternoon i get a phone call from ben askin me if i wanted to see babyshambles, so i ask when, and he says "tonight!" so im like shit ok ill do it. so with the gig start...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:12:00 GMT

Argos

The first piece of vital information needed before you read this "blog" is that i work at argos. ok today was the day when the new catalogue was officially released and i had to stand outside in the m...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 09:53:00 GMT