Erok

i'm the coolest person that ever lived. i am always right about everything. i look glorious when i'm naked. my hair gleams in the moonlight. my socks are always fresh. i can stare at the sun with a pair of binoculars for 9 hours straight and still be able to read the hollywood sign while standing on top of the empire state building. my boogers are considered gourmet meals in some third world countries. when i take a dump, it smells like honeysuckles. i have an i.q. of a million. my car travels faster than the speed of light. i can make deaf people laugh at my patented "deez nuts" jokes. i've made out with everyone you've ever wanted to make out with......twice. not only have i photograghed sasquatch, be he let me draw a nude portrait of him wearing the heart of the ocean. if someone were to make a mini-series on the hallmark channel about all the cool things i've ever done, it would take a normal person watching 24 hours a day for 8 years just to finish and grasp the coolness of it's splendor. i like chocolate. i make the fonz look like steve urkel. i can destroy entire armies with my telepathic abilities. i can hover up to three stories. my rhymes are way past fresh, like my socks. none of this is true.(except for my fresh socks.)
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