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About Me

Hi, I'm Ian. Booner. Whatever, the name's not important, just remember the face. I'm short, sweet, and prevaricate around the point. I'm brother to many more beyond were born, and bonafide rock n roll royalty. Truly a sinner of the kindest sort. So sit down, let's waste some time.

I edited my profile with my bare bloody hands .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Writers, singers, dancers, actors, belly-laughers. I love creating in all mediums, and rolling up my sleeves to help a worthwhile project.I'd like to meet me from an alternate universe, and have a knife fight.

My Blog

Unspecial

Spiderman caught mudwrestlinga joke in the skiesMethane broken and isolatedfalls in sheetswrapped up in our warm delicousbread we fought so hard forAs a crumbling king readiesguilt monger whore exploi...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:45:00 GMT

Ass Fault

It was an intersection testimonialFour ways lined with darkLightning flares, there you can seeBroken glass and scattered boneDry brown divider, fading awayThrough this velvet blackAir so humid to chok...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:42:00 GMT

Tuneless lyrics.

Three dead men were buriedWith secrets in their pocketsAnd even I don't know themThere's a line all the timeOf grateful women with shovelsJust to dig them up and blow themThe whole town choked it down...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:08:00 GMT

Rum and Sodomy, pt. 1

    "Cor'on, wut's this?" grunted Bildin, squinting through rain that fell like a hail of carpenter's nails."Ger'up, Hoset.  HOSET, ye miserable dog leavin. GER'UP!"  Hoset, h...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:54:00 GMT

Post-ism.

thank you Little T for these photos.They made for a lovely experiment.
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 18:03:00 GMT

Drivel with an agenda.

Walk to the corner storeto get some cake for my teapulled out a two dollar bill"Will you break this for me?"The girl produced a rifleSmooth and shiny, nice bore"If you want to walk out of hereYou bett...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:21:00 GMT

Thinking about death row.

The cruel thing about death sentences is the wait.C'mon, some people die of old age waiting to be executed.So much suspense for one little needle.  If someone has had years to plan out my executi...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 17:26:00 GMT

Omenous portents.

Marshall Mathers remarried his ex-wife Kim.  The same Kim he's threatened to beat, stab, choke, and burn in many chart topping hits.Now Angelina Jolie is preggers.  Not just any progeny, ei...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 23:16:00 GMT

Far too aggravated to get anything real accomplished.

I've just wasted a half hour filling out a resume.I was using a generator that was supposedly free.A dozen steps and 2 cups of coffee later, and the great work was done.Click on preview*loading loadin...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 15:09:00 GMT