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Code Monkey of the Shank and Flank Militia!

'I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit, then...you...bought...ONE!' - Maynard James Keenan, Tool

About Me

My name is Craig, I'm a damn Yankee, i guess you can say. I'm just about through with college, I'm majoring in computer programming, and I'll have my associates degree pretty soon. I'm just looking to meet some interesting people, that's all. Are you interesting? MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Computer Programming, video games, and movies are all i need to survive. Screw a swiss army knife! MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

Any of the members of TOOL, Quentin Tarintino, and God. MyGen Profile Generator

Can You Open My Safe?

1st Number:
The number of letters in the name of my favorite band.

2nd Number:
last digit of my phone number.

3rd Number:
Chances are, you won......'t get this, but how many girlfriends have i had in my whole life?

Enter Combination:
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2nd Number
3rd Number

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Music:

almost any classical, TOOL (big fan), a perfect circle, system of a down, mudvayne, ect. MyGen Profile Generator

Movies:

AMV Hell 3


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Pretty Funny stuff, warning:not to be viewed unless you have A LOT of free time! i like lord of the rings, sin city, any cheech and chong movie, any Monty Python movie, ghostbusters, ect. lately, i've been getting into the zombie class of movies...it's pretty awesome.
What kind of Zombie are you?

You are a Resident Evil Zombie. You were infected with the T-Virus, and now you wander through abandoned buildings looking for living flesh to munch. Sometimes you mutate into more horrible things. You can be killed, but it ain't easy.
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Television:

I'm trying to ween myself off of TV, but if i had to choose, the Boondocks and NIP/TUCK.

Books:

All time favorite novel is Mary Shelly's "Frankenstein"

Heroes:

Manyard James Keenon, Danny Carey, Dave Chappelle, and of course my Mom.

My Blog

One final word before this account gets deleted...

Well, you're probably wondering about the title of this blog, and it is not a typo, it is true.  Within the next week, i will be deleting this myspace.  I almost got hacked a while ago, and ...
Posted by Code Monkey of the Shank and Flank Militia! on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:23:00 PST

To destroy a mortal man.

    "Everyone knows how to kill a man, flesh that burns, bones that break, but to break a man’s spirit is to truely destroy him." Aries, The Greek God of War.Well, the only thing ...
Posted by Code Monkey of the Shank and Flank Militia! on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:59:00 PST

Is it just me, or...

can MTV make anything sound like the phrase, "You Got Punk’d"?A new movie is coming out called "Stop-Lost", where a man who already served his country in Iraq and served his time, is being sent ...
Posted by Code Monkey of the Shank and Flank Militia! on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:14:00 PST

Happy Valentines Day?

Every year, around Feb. 1st - 14th, I begin to get a little pissy.  I get this way because it is around the worst holiday i have ever encountered, this holiday is Valentines Day.  I have nev...
Posted by Code Monkey of the Shank and Flank Militia! on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:59:00 PST

man, that last blog sucked.

the last blog i wrote, and removed.  man, i have a poor taste in humour, oh well.  yup, you probably think i'm a freak now for that last post, and guess what?  i really don't care. ...
Posted by Code Monkey of the Shank and Flank Militia! on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:57:00 PST

life, the universe, and everything.

42...nah, just kidding around.  this is more about life itself this year.  i am going to be completly honest this time around...i have a weakness that is to hard to get rid of...the curse of...
Posted by Code Monkey of the Shank and Flank Militia! on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:13:00 PST

ever have a dream with a message?

i just had a dream last night that i had to hit the snooze button 3 times just to end, because it was so good.  basically the gist of it, i was just a normal fat guy that found a very beautiful g...
Posted by Code Monkey of the Shank and Flank Militia! on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:10:00 PST

happyness, what is it?

for those of you who don't know, i got a job at Best Buy now, and i couldn't be happier.  but, i had yet another revalation yesterday, last night right before i went to bed.  you see, i've b...
Posted by Code Monkey of the Shank and Flank Militia! on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:18:00 PST

life can suck, but the lord does work in mysterious ways.

well, i lost my job today.  i'm really bummed out about it, basically, i said the wrong thing, at the wrong place, at the wrong time all combined.  i'm not proud of myself, and if you are on...
Posted by Code Monkey of the Shank and Flank Militia! on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:38:00 PST

what does this mean to me? EVERYTHING!!

i would love to thank the vast majority of people on this earth who have met me, because all of you have had an effect on me somehow someway, and most of you, that effect has been negative.  some...
Posted by Code Monkey of the Shank and Flank Militia! on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST