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The Dread Pirate Roberts

beccaroberts

About Me

Let's see ... I like coffee, dogs, post-its, Nick at Nite and old sitcoms, jogging, and black shirts. I severely dislike Applebee's, Seventh Heaven, Boho, and theme parks.I have a weird obsession with my hometown. Maybe that's because I slipped and fell in a huge pipe of Kish water when I was 12.My irrational fears include millipedes, swimming pools, and getting hit by a train.Like a stereotypical middle-aged man, I'd rather get horrendously lost than stop and ask for directions.My spelling is so atrocious that I often have to spell check AIM conversations and even ... my MySpace profile entry ... in order to save face.Deduce what you will.

My Interests

Music:

I like most music. Although especially Jason Anderson, because the first time I "got food poisoning from some really bad pizza toppings" I convinced myself that he was the divine incarnate. Later I realized that he is just a very talented musician.Also, I would have the babies of John Flansburgh and/or John Linnell if they weren't almost twice my age. Just kidding, I find small children rather annoying. But I do have a huge soft spot for TMBG.

Movies:

Safe, Rope, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

Those who say Seinfeld is over rated are grossly inaccurate in their statements. Seinfeld, in actuality, is ingenious. As is Family Guy.But Project Runway is the only justification I have for getting cable.

Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Geography of Nowhere, Lullaby, Prep, Clumsy, Borges, Lu Shun