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Shapiro

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About Me

I'm from Chicago. I live in Phoenix. I work in radio. To learn more, visit my website, www.ScottShapirolive.com.

My Interests

French onion soup, Mochi, fried ice cream, The Sopranos, The Cubs, Entourage, Bob Dylan, Liberia (that's a country not a band), Darren Aranofsky, The Bulls, downtown Phoenix, restaurants, radiohead, casino chips, tom waits, woody allen, the beach, green tea, David Bowie, wheat beer, The Originals Improv Comedy, visiting ScottShapiroRadio.com.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Cramer, Everyone else should visit my website: ScottShapiroLive.com.

Music:

Radiohead, Portishead, The Talking Heads and the audio from ScottShapiroLive.com

Movies:

Battlefield Earth

Television:

I don't watch that left-wing propaganda...Except Fox.

Heroes:

Our Almighty Lord is everyone's hero. Also, I really like Jackson, who developed ScottShapiroLive.com

My Blog

enigmas dichotomies and contradictions

Allow me to make a general blanket statement...If you have ever described yourself as either an enigma, dichotomy or contradiction, you are most certainly an idiot. No question about it. First of all,...
Posted by Shapiro on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:22:00 PST

Christopher Guest Mockumentaries

The Christopher Guest mockumentaries when ranked in order of quality should look like this... 1. Spinal Tap 2. Waiting For Guffman 3. Best in Show 4. A Mighty Wind Arguments and comments are welcome, ...
Posted by Shapiro on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:36:00 PST

eating out.

I spend about 80% of my income on food and drink. Every so often I will get frustrated and feel guilty, so I dedicate myself to eating at home more often. So what's the first thing I need to do if I ...
Posted by Shapiro on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:08:00 PST

You're an asshole...

If you post a one-line blog on your myspace page.
Posted by Shapiro on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:34:00 PST

Gambling

Charles Barkley and John Daley claim they have lost millions gambling. If I had millions, I imagine I could say the same thing.
Posted by Shapiro on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:05:00 PST

My dad (part 1)

Dad: Have you seen what they're putting on cable now? Me: Well, I watch some TV, to what are you referring? Dad: I can't believe what they've got on VH-1. Me: What do they have on VH-1? Dad: They've g...
Posted by Shapiro on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:29:00 PST

excercise

I try to excercise every day. Unfortunately I have too many prerequisites that need to met in order for a session to get started. First of all, it has to be at least 2.5 hours since I've eaten. Otherw...
Posted by Shapiro on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:22:00 PST

Terri Hatcher on Oprah

She told Oprah she had no idea those paparazzi were there to photo she and Ryan Seacrest kissing. She also revealed the haunting secrets of her sexual abuse. Now she's complaining about how she h...
Posted by Shapiro on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:40:00 PST

Steve Nash

Other than the referees, there's one guy you can blame for the pivotal Suns Game 4 loss: Steve Nash. While it seems he's the only starter who's showed up all series for the Suns, for some reason he di...
Posted by Shapiro on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:37:00 PST

The Cubs suck.

...It's true
Posted by Shapiro on Wed, 03 May 2006 08:57:00 PST