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h.monk

Senile retired gigolo for hire as hitman clown

About Me


Found under a moist rock October 3rd, 1976 and most likely created in a mature state from the remnants of worm excrement and the secretion off of a frogs back, H.Monk is an accomplished asshole, artist and a part-time responsible person. When he is not creating beats on his obnoxiously-sized 12-piece drumset or his home computer studio then you might find him tattooing and piercing his friends and family, performing secret ancient masonic ceremonial rituals, or playing with his two favorite toys - a jar of peanut butter and his beagle Spencer. He also enjoys drawing and painting, romantic walks into his bedroom, mountain biking/climbing, Battlestar Galactica and many other various, unmentionable hobbies. He has never been convicted of a felony, can not be found on any sex-offender website, and has no unpaid vehicle violations. He is a freelance graphic artist, is in the middle of completing his plans for world domination and pays all his bills on time... for now. If you wish to learn more about this inconsequential bag of monkey skin named H.Monk, please just give him a cyber smack and he'll be back with you as soon as possible.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Frank, Stimpy, Myself, and Batman

Music:

I'd rather play than just watch. munk, Hans Zimmer, TOOL, APC, Zero Seven, Marley, Cash, Nirvana, Mars Volta, DMB

Movies:

Yojimbo or Sanjuro, Fist of Legend, Jungle Book

Television:

F*ck Television!

Books:

Currently Reading: "Prometheus Rising" by Robert Anton Wilson and "Guns, Germs and Steel" by Jared Diamond

Heroes:

My dog.

My Blog

ResurFacing

So after a seemingly endless amount time the head is finally above water. I used the term "The Head" purposefully to reveal a newfound truth about me. - My head is not "My Head". In fact I found out...
Posted by h.monk on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:03:00 PST

Tom is not my friend.

Does this guy Tom think that I want to be his friend? - If he wants to consider my subscription to his internet enterprise as an integral investment to his company then maybe, just maybe I might consi...
Posted by h.monk on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 11:18:00 PST

My new friend...

Today I made my third friend on myspace.com.  His name is "Uncle Daddy" and I didn't even have to pay him, yet.  My mother is going to be so proud of me.
Posted by h.monk on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 01:35:00 PST