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brett horton

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One of the founding members of the Gardes. Often can be found "guerilla gigging" around spontaneously and unannounced.For the record- (some of) Discography:The Happenin': STAY WHOLESOME released 1998, The Gardes: Legends Of Voddville, 2002, The Gardes: O My Garde! 2004, The Gardes: Regardeless 1, 2004, The Gardes: Regardeless Dos, 2005, The Gardes In Their First Full-Length EP! 2007, The Gardes: (self-titled) 2007, 2008, The Gardes: Only An Impression, 2008, Willie Cry Records presents the OK Invasion vol. 1, 2004 Bug Flu Inn: Warping Minds Is Like Baking Cookies, 2002 Brett Horton: White As Nite & other impurfect gems, 2003 The Homeless Recordings of Brett Horton, 2008 Filmography: Only An Impression, 2008Bibliography:Two Too Deep Fools, 2004 a novella, 2007 Stay Wholesome, 2008 Tiny Dude & the Superhamsters, 2008check these out on www.lulu.com, available for worldwide order...MySpace Contact Tables


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Member Since: 8/29/2005
Band Website: www.thegardes.com
Record Label: willie cry records
Type of Label: Indie

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Whorton Sees A View numero 8

Whorton Sees A View         &n bsp;         &n bsp;         &n bsp;&...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 23:35:00 GMT

whorton sees a view 5

by brett horton   (sometimes I change names, sometimes I keep them real)   I was in the middle of a rambunctious wedding gang that was tipsy-toeing around on the red carpet of The V, the und...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:47:00 GMT

whorton sees a view 2

                 The whole day was a bit surreal because it was right after New Year's Eve.  Coming to the light of day on a couch ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:13:00 GMT

whorton sees a view . 7

I haven't written one of these in forever, forever being so relative. The previous ones posted on here were typed up a few years ago when I briefly attempted to gain a paid position as a columnist fo...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 00:41:00 GMT

whorton sees a view

Scraping by these days. Having a lot of fun, anyway, winging it. My high school creative writing teacher gave the class an assignment to find someone to write a short biography of our life, someon...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 00:34:00 GMT

Morty Was Bound To Be Written Down (excerpt from Two Too Deep Fools)

Morty Was Bound To Be Written Down Morty looked young as a forty year oldHow he did it was up for scientific study'Twas anyone's guess as to his success,but you would want Morty for a buddyGo walk und...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 14:09:00 GMT

Stoner & Garlyle (excerpt from Two Too Deep Fools)

Stoner & Garlyle Stoner & Garlyle were a duo of geeseAlways garbaging up the peaceBullying littler geese into the mossBossing chicks into pondswho wanted dry feathersTheir waterfoul mouths wou...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:56:00 GMT

Edward Cracken in the Mirror (excerpt from Two Too Deep Fools)

Edward Cracken in the Mirror Old yore in some glorious daysin some far off statein which people sometimes stayI had myself a mate who was farce and awayHe was out of placeHe was Edward Crackenalways s...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:30:00 GMT

whorton sees a view 4

by brett horton                                 &nb...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:12:00 GMT

whorton sees a view 3

The first day I picked the stubborn grout out from in between the aquamarine tiles of the bathroom, I felt like a dentist.  The dental utensil with that thin, precise hook that peels off layers o...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:35:00 GMT