I'd like to meet:
Jesus, I'm gonna build a mad roller coaster when I die and ride the hell out of it - IRONY!, until we get bored, then I'm gonna build a bigger one and ride that one around until we get bored, then I'm gonna build a bigger one and ride that one around until we get bored, then I'm gonna build a bigger one and ride that one around until we get bored, then I'm gonna build a bigger one and ride that one around until we get bored, then I'm gonna build a bigger one and ride that one around until we get bored, then I'm gonna build a bigger one and ride that one around until we get bored, then I'm gonna build a bigger one and ride that one around until we get bored, then I'm gonna build a bigger one and ride that one around until we get bored, and then eat a ton of cotton candy flavored cotton candy. Nobody ever thought of making that flavor, dumbasses.