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Sawtelle

ryansawtelle

About Me

When I eat bread too fast I sneeze. I also won the J.D. Power award - best in it's class for front end Sexiness. I will never buy Sit-N-Sleep mattresses because their commercials are annoying. I will buy Burger King Chicken Fries because those commercials are hilarious. See how this works? Humorous advertising is the only way Jack in the Box makes any money, I'm sure of it. How is SNL still on the air? If I had a band I would call it "My Butthole" and then people would say "Hey, did you hear that Peter Gabriel is touring with my butthole?" or "Hey, did you hear that the lead singer dropped out of my butthole?" We could be here all day. You get the point.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sesame Street Martians and anyone on my top 5 list...that's right, I have a list.Get a load of this:

Music:

Cheap Trick, B-Dub, Lit, Foo Fighters, REO Speedwagon, Bon Jovi, Queen, Elvis Costello, Simon & Garfunkel, Billy Joel, Elton John and many more. I have been listening to Michael Jackson lately. Why do I feel like a pedifile just admitting that?

Movies:

Airplane...and everything else slapstick.

Television:

Don't watch too much, but if I did...MacGyver, Cheers, Conan O'Brien, Family Guy, Simpsons, SNL, Law & Order: SVU, New England sports

Books:

A bunch of nerdy ones.

Heroes:

Dave Grohl...watch him as he goes.

My Blog

Adopting kids from Africa is like giving money to homeless people

...it just encourages more of the same irresponsible behaivor. If I knew that my kids would be adopted I would pump them out at will. If I knew that I could get money for being a bum, there would be...
Posted by Sawtelle on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST

Best Smell on Earth

Freshly cut grass or playdoh?  I'm going with playdoh.
Posted by Sawtelle on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:07:00 PST

Short Bus

A couple weeks ago in L.A. I saw a short bus pulling another shortbus.  It was hilarious.  It was as if the short bus was too retarded to drive itself.  Two short busses make up one ful...
Posted by Sawtelle on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:39:00 PST