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? whateverlife.comThe following is absolutely true:I was born with a crooked nose and my parents taped it in the opposite direction to straighten it.I have been engaged . . . twice (well, actually three times if you count Freddie Lang's 2nd grade proposal as legit - there was a ring involved).I've had the same phone number since I was three.I still do not know what I want to be when I grow up - but I think I'd love to be a QVC host or own my own cosmetics line.I love foods made with any of the following: lime, curry, coconut milk, peanut sauce, (can you tell Thai food is big with me?!) caramelized onions, chocolate, or banana.I hate foods that contain mango, cilantro, kielbasa, water chestnuts, goat cheese, or too much black or white pepper.I am incapable of turning in an expense report on time.I hope to slay a big green monster (and getting closer everyday!).If I had two dollars left to my name, I'd probably buy makeup with both.Someday I'd like to volunteer time at The North Shore Animal League and give back for the years of happiness that they have provided me and my family.I think the sexiest thing a man can wear is a plain t-shirt and jeans.I have the rarest blood type in the world.I eat corn on the cob one row at a time.I have seen the Space Shuttle take off twice from Cape Canaveral - and been speechless and teary-eyed both times.The two males in my life - Charles and Nipsey - walk all over me.My three best friends live in Massachusetts, California, and Florida.I once jumped off a 15 meter cliff.I once climbed up a 15 meter cliff . . . barefoot.Sometimes I eat so much hummus, that I fear I may turn into a chick pea.Some of my quirks: I must shake the milk container before using it and I have to cut apart the plastic rings from soda cans before I throw them away.I am a sucker for a British accent and men who can sing or dance.There is ALWAYS at least one lip product within my arms reach.Left to my own devices, I would sleep all day and stay up all night.I love to crack my fingers and toes.If there is a new or "limited edition" candy bar, I must try it . . . now!I know an Englishman who lives in Spain.I can drive a stick shift . . . in heels . . . in Manhattan.I love to visit grocery stores wherever I travel.I believe that Bill Maher and I may share a brain.I have never gone scuba diving, murdered anyone, or eaten a Cheerio.I own high-end cookware that never gets used.Horseback riding makes me giggle.Meerkats make me smile.Before working for a coffee company, I never drank the stuff.Opie and Anthony rule - Stern sucks!I need a higher power to stop me when shrimp cocktail and/or apple cider are involved.I can't sleep with socks on.I absolutely despise having to put a new roll of toilet paper on the metal springy thing and will avoid it at all costs.I have the most adorable godchild ever.The two things I want to see most in life are the Northern Lights and outer space.I am desperately afraid of clowns, marionettes, dentists, and dragonflies.My drinks of choice: Thai Iced Tea, Coke Zero with a piece of lime, and Jasmine Tea.I believe that men and women can be friends - even after they've dated (hell - even after they were engaged!).I own the house I grew up in.I wear an Hawaiian shirt five days a week.My favorite smells include: warm chocolate chip cookies, clean wet laundry, gin, gasoline, and skunk.The three best feelings in the world are : 1) taking off your shoes and socks after a ten hour shift, 2) climbing into bed with freshly cleaned, high thread count sheets (yay!) and 3) laying in a hammock with a soft breeze and nothing to do but relax.I could watch people get makeovers (hair and makeup) all day long.I never lie - ever.I stole this layout from my brother.