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Robert the Gimp

About Me

Your results:
You are Wash (Ship Pilot) Wash (Ship Pilot) 95% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 85% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 85% River (Stowaway) 75% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 40% Inara Serra (Companion) 35% A Reaver (Cannibal) 30% Alliance 30% You are a pilot with a good
if not silly sense of humor.
You take pride in your collection of toys.
You love your significant other.
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This quiz is pretty damn good:
.. You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation.

Buddhism


83%

Satanism


63%

Paganism


58%

Islam


54%

atheism


54%

Judaism


38%

agnosticism


38%

Hinduism


33%

Christianity


25%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
You're Nny! You're psychotic and kind of evil, but
somewhere in there is an emotion. Good luck
finding it.
What Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character are you?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God, because I've never met an imaginary friend before.

My Blog

Happy Independence Day!

I love this country for the ideals it was founded upon and for its potential to be the greatest country on Earth. That being said, I must point out the glaringly obvious fact that the majority of this...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:48:00 GMT

Why I Hate The Mall, Part 2

Fake sincerity.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:42:00 GMT

Why I Hate the Mall, Part 1

The people.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:44:00 GMT

Nothing. Everything.

I wish I could bring myself to apologize to all the friends I haven't called, the family I haven't seen...the people who are inconvenienced or even hurt by my disability (or inability, as the case may...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:57:00 GMT

My shit...

So, as some of you may know (or not), I'm going in for surgery on Thursday, October 18th. Nothing major--a herniated disc. Only about an hour in, plus a day or so of recovery. At most, I'll be in the ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:37:00 GMT

Here. There.

So...here we are. We think. Or not, depending. Does anything really matter? In one hundred years, give or take a decade, everyone currently breathing will be dead. Not to be depressing, just truthful....
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:30:00 GMT

Books

I am a true Book Glutton. I devour the written word as a starving man devours his hunger-hallucinations of seven-course meals. Too much? Okay: I really really like books! I'll read almost anything, th...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:52:00 GMT

Television...and other crap.

I want to see more realism in commercials, and less P.C. tiptoe-around-people bullshit. "Do you have thick, flaky, yellow toenails? Then wash your damn feet, you crusty bastard! But if that doesn't wo...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:12:00 GMT

I Don't Know What To Do...

My writing has gone seriously downhill. None of my old "tricks" for getting the words flowing have worked lately. Whether I'm sitting at the computer, or my typewriter, or using a pen and notebook, I ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 14:11:00 GMT

time

I've been gone (from here) for a while. My computer was going through a mid-life crisis--it decided it would rather be a doorstop--and my online time was limited due to sudden restarts and freezes. No...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 13:26:00 GMT