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Bill Blank

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About Me

Like a pot that slowly begins to boil, comedian Bill Blank has an act that simmers to perfection. With a laid back, quirky style that encourages all followers, Bill lures you into a false sense of security as he starts his show with topics we can all relate to, and agree with. An easy going every man with a wit that is as sharp as a razor, Bill's act pushes the envelope without pushing too far. He challenges your sensibilities without making you uncomfortable. He speaks intelligently, without condescending to the masses. In short, he hits it out of the park. In a world where comics often resort to a cheap and easy laugh, Bill goes the extra distance to earn the laugh. Earning the respect of fellow comics and comedy aficionados, Bill believes that it doesn't take an idiot, or a genius, to understand great comedy. Funny is funny. And Bill is funny. Diverse in subject matter, Bill can appeal to any crowd. Young or old, jaded or naive, rich or poor, smart or challenged. Married, single, parents, children. City dwellers or country folk, they can all relate to the very real, very truthful observations of this master comedian. The gauntlet has been thrown. If you are looking for the same, run of the mill show you have seen a thousand times before, then look away. But if you are looking for a fresh voice, a seed of originality floating in a sea of averages, look no further. Get ready to laugh hard. You're about to. In addition to appearing in clubs and colleges across the country… Bill has had jokes published by Sports Illustrated and in The joke compilation book “Love’s Funny That Way” He also appeared with William Shatner on Spiketv’s miniseries “Invasion Iowa”.
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Michael Phelps DUI
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Comedians, bookers, musicians.... Magic Johnson.

My Blog

Blog That Was Remved by The Juice/Chet Culver is a Closet Homo!

This is a blog I wrote for the Juice this week and it was removed for being to vulgar.  I was told orginally by the way that my blog would be uncensored.  The blog is below.Ok haters&time to get a lif...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:35:00 GMT

McDonalds Playland

I took my son to McDonalds yesterday.  In the playground area there are signs clearly posted in several locations that say "For the safety of your children, all children must wear socks."  Y...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 15:29:00 GMT

Two New Sound Clips

The drunk bitch in Michigan. I was in Michigan not to long ago and I had this drunk lady in the front who wouldn't shut her trap.  I spent about 10 minutes of an hour long set on this lady. ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:53:00 GMT

I'm So Proud!

For whatever reason, I was reflecting about my family today.  I think it's because today is my mom's birthday, and my little sister just turned 18 last week. (Hands off A-HOLES!).  Plus my l...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:53:00 GMT

The annual "How can We Fuck Iowa This Year" meeting.

After watching my beloved Iowa football Hawkeyes get completely HOSED in the Outback Bowl.  I decided I would try and get to the bottom of it.  After exaustive research I found this.  T...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 07:29:00 GMT

The Aristocrats

Two nights ago I did the Aristocrats .  This was by far the most fun I've had on stage in at least 3 years. If you aren't familiar, visit www.aristocrats.com.  It's so great to go ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:30:00 GMT