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About Me

I'm Captain of the Cave Pirates, a notorious band of Adventurers whose sole purpose is to pierce the darkness of the wild black yonder, spread awareness of the importance of caves, and have as much fun as possible whilst engaging in the aforementioned endeavors. I have a hot wife. I have two great kids. I have a degree in Piracy. I have the coolest friends. I can tie complicated knots. I can build furniture. I have an eleven inch Salamander. I can yell like Tarzan. I had a dog named Scurvy but he ran away. Then he came back home. I have a vertical treadmill. I can hoot like an owl. I think the South was right. I have a cool house called the Tavern. I have an adventure closet. I built a lamp from the bottom half of a mannequin. I have read lots of books. I don't sleep a lot. I like sushi. I like camping. I'm Random. I've never been to band camp. I drank too much rum at my birthday party and everybody wrote on my ass with a sharpie. I think Family and Friends are worth more than anything else. I discovered that Life is what happens when you're making other plans.
You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
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60% General American English
35% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
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I'd like to meet:

I've already met the most important people. They are my Savior, my Bride, my Children, my Friends, and my Family.
You scored as Gryffindor. You have been sorted into Jabberwocky! You're brave, loyal, adventurous, intelligent, clever, and you never quite grew up. You're also a Pirate, complete with all the effects, including a Compass that doesn't point north, and a Wizard of high mindedness, similar to Gandalf. Your skills at throwing parties are legendary, because you're an excellent Host with the most. In short, you're a badass mother fucker. Davy Jones fears you. So do Balrogs.

Gryffindor


90%

Ravenclaw


80%

Hufflepuff


75%

Slytherin


50%
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My Blog

Calender of Events for February

Calender of Events for February, 2009Sunday, February 1st, Superbowl Party with the KidsSaturday, February 7th, Bombay Black and 3rd Degree, Live at West End, Show starts at 10, $5.00 cover charge.  G...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:06:00 GMT

The Night Before Christmas in the Caribbean

'Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the ship The Rum was all gone, not a drop nor a drip;   The stockings were hung on the capstan with care, In hopes that the Captain would divvy ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:18:00 GMT

New food groups and new food pyramid

Okay, here's another something that needs to be updated.  (Grasshopper, you might not want to read this.)  Anyway, back in school, they (they meaning the ones in authority, and not just...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:33:00 GMT

The New and Improved Calendar

Ok, for those of you who know me, this isn't really that odd.  For those of you who don't, this will seem really strange. Basically, I think our current calendar (Julian) is a bit outdated. ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 21:06:00 GMT

The Code

Cave Pirate Code of Conduct 1. Any treasure, plundered or otherwise gained into the treasury, will be divided equally amongst all the crew, whenever the plunder is divided.2. Any man who falls behind ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:21:00 GMT

Captains Log

Just a quick update on the current status of things.  A meeting of the brethren and sistren was held last Monday and we have adopted The Code.  Mapping and Surveying will soon begin in the B...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:18:00 GMT

Hillary weighs as much as a duck...

Therefore, she's made of wood...I think Bill should build that bridge out of her he was always talking about. And now for something completely different... "Whatever you eat, it's gonna make a turd."&...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:17:00 GMT

Cave Pirate Update

Captain's Log (huh, huh huh): Well, me hearties, a lots happened in a short time.  Life, as we know it, is illogical.  I never thought I'd fall in love again, but I did.  I never though...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:08:00 GMT

The Ides of July Party

Thus follows a brief account of last evenings Ides of July festivities, the latest in a series of tales of drunken debauchery and mindless revelry at the Tavern.  Your Host with the Most, and his...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:05:00 GMT

New crew members

Brian is no longer a barnacle fucker.  His new Cave Pirate name is BloodSkull.  We did some mild interior rock crawling in some short pit near Devil's Den (Little Den, or Sunshine Pit),...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 22:02:00 GMT