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.Mistress Chief.

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About Me

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My Name is Ashley! I am:
- an Alpha Female.
- Cuban, Scottish, and Italian.
- nineteen years old.
- attempting to be an illustrator, namely for videogames.
- terrible at hiding how I'm feeling.
- crude, arrogant, quick-tempered, territorial, and aggressive.
- creative, honest, confident, and positive.
- a girl with two earring holes, one nose ring, an industrial piercing, and three belly button rings.
- someone who thinks its cute when guys can't dance.
- equipped with a fantastically masculine sense of humor.
- extremely fond of comic books, videogames, and MMA.
- a jogger.
- happy when see enormous dogs.
- not romantic in the least.
- afraid my hearings become quite awful because of the concerts, but I refuse to wear earplugs.
- animalistic.
- extremely fond of Spanish and Japanese food.
- fickle.
- messy.
- happy that there are wolves, horses, lions, deer, and frogs.
- open-minded.
- in love with power!!
- nonchelant.
- so thankful that god made chocolate chip cookies.
- affectionate.
- not really a hat person.
- my father's daughter.
- a tea drinker.
- willing to try almost anything.
- not picky.
- a fighter, not a lover.
- excited by blood.
- a person born in the year of the dragon.
- a decent but unwholesome dancer.
- a history geek.
- a scratcher and a biter.
- extremely partial to werewolves and dinosaurs.
- a fire sign.
- a lover of bad movies when people I like are in them.
- proud.
- afraid of sharks and crocodiles.
- a fan of ecxessive gore.
- a believer in "quality over quanitity."
- extremely fond of facial and body hair.
- the authority on Zelda, King Arthur, Xmen, and Roman history.
- a carnivore.
- enamoured of all things horror and the occult.
- resourceful.
- a nature/animal lover but not a hippie.
- hungry for experience.
- a fantastic cook.
- argumentative.
- easy going.
- not a morning person.
- easy to please if I like you, impossible to please if I don't.
- comfy.
- trying to be more athletic.
- a fan of short skirts.
- a hoot.
- one of those people that hate modern art.
- a list writer.
-naive.
Aim Screen Name = OlwenWhiteTrack

My Interests

aayla secura, Halo, aeon flux, arthurian lore, balverines, barbarian tribes, bare feet, bedwyr, bisclavret, boudica, caratacus, cellos, comic books, conan o'brian, darth maul, dennis leary, drakengard, drawing, epona, ewan mcgregor, fable, final fantasy, frogs, funnel cake, gangrels, gargoyles, UFC, geoffrey rush, gerard butler, gladiator, heath ledger, hiberno-saxon art, historical fiction, horror movies, horses, hyrule, johnen vasquez, kate winslet, lacey undergarments, liam neeson, link, liv tyler, lobo,MMA, Turok, lobsters, lucy liu, lycanthropy, marquis de sade,Master Chief, monsters, mortal kombat, mythology, nintendo, plants, playstation, poison elves, prince of persia, quinlan vos, ray park, roar, robin hood, rohirrim, sam raimi, scotland, sean bean, south park, spongebob squarepants, sutton hoo, swords, tarzan, toad, tomb raider, transcendentialism, underworld, uruk-hai, video games, violins, werewolves, william wallace, windows, wolfsbane, wolverine, wwe, x-men, zombies

I'd like to meet:

I would like nothing more than to meet Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

Music:

Rob Zombie, Old Blind Dogs, Opeth, Samael, System of a Down, Shakira, Apocalyptica, Queen, Third Eye Open, Within Temptation, Incubus,Don Omar, backstreet boys,Sean Paul, lacuna coil, Powerman 5000, Mindless Self Indulgence, Rasputina, Disney,Ozzy, Faith and the Muse, The Kronos Quartet, Beanie Man,RAMMSTEIN, Linkin Park, Dead Can Dance, Harry Gregson-Williams, Flogging Molly, Snake River Conspiracy, Dido,Daddy Yankee, Trans-Siberian orchestra, James Horner, Danny Elfman, Hans Zimmer, Koji Kondo, White Zombie, Arch Enemy, Motorhead, and so much more! I am diverse no?

Movies:


Gladiator
Kill Bill
Jurassic Park
Shaun of the Dead
Anchorman, Star Wars, Narnia, House of 1000 Corpses, Kingdom of Heaven, 300, Tomb Raider, anything quentin Tarantino, Quills, braveheart, Team America, Dirty Love, Xmen,Sin City, Lord of the Rings, The King Kongs, Final Fantasy, Underworld,Boondock Saints, Night of the Living Dead, Kiss Kiss bang Bang, Sleepy Hollow, Merlin, Jurassic Park and so on and so forth.

Television:

HBO Rome, Metalocalypse, Frisky Dingo, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Bros., South park, Hercules, Xena, X-men, Iron Chef.

Books:

A Fighter's Heart by Sam Sheridan, The Average American Male: a Novel by Chad Kultgen, The Pendragon Cycle (Taliesin, Merlin, Arthur, Pendragon, Grail) by Stephen R. Lawhead. Black Beauty by Anna Sewell. The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo. Le Morte D' Arthur by Sir Thomas Malory. Macbeth by William Shakespeare. Beowulf. Meg by Steven Austin. Dreaming the Bull, Eagle, Hound, and Serpent Spear by Manda Scott. Patrick by Stephen R. Lawhead. The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis. The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien. Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs.

Heroes:

Sam Sheridan,Peter Molyneux, Pat Miletich, Jenny McCarthy, Jeanie Epper, King Arthur, Shigeru Miyamoto, Boudica, Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun, Julius Caesar, and Harold Hardrada.

My Blog

WHERE CAN I FIND THESE THINGS?!?!?!?!!!

I'd really really love to own these things but for the life of me I can't find them anywhere!! Help me out!! 1. Thai Boxing: A Fighting Chance directed by Andy Carvin2. A Rammstein thong3. National Ge...
Posted by .Mistress Chief. on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:24:00 PST

Great googely moogely! Lists!!

Movies I want to buy:1. Triple X2. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang3. The Chronicles of Riddick4. Brotherhood of the Wolf5. Les MiserablesNew Year Resolutions:1. Become an able woodswoman.2. Successfully transfer ...
Posted by .Mistress Chief. on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST

The Children are Blooming.

I was walking the other day, through a lush and glorious field. The night was dark and there was very little to be seen. I was all but lost until I saw an eery green glow up a hill. Naturally, I began...
Posted by .Mistress Chief. on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:19:00 PST

Pfft!

Its the sad story About a deer and a man. A romantic scene, From a lullaby, In a clearing green Where his eyes met mine. I was froze in motion, Oh, his bow was raised, Then the fleeting notio...
Posted by .Mistress Chief. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST