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Hell Bacon Returns

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a hobbit. I live in a cave with two homosexual leprechauns. I cut myself constantly and have sex with robots. God, I hate my life.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Face man. You know, the guy with the face.

My Blog

portfolio website is up

pivot2008.com - My school's portfolio show website for graduating web design, graphic design, photography, and media production students. Me and some others worked our ass off to make it. Looks pretty...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:15:00 GMT

Zorro

Was Zoro a Zoroastrian?
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:14:00 GMT

So I've been reading this satan book...

Called Satan: A Biography and learned all kinds of crazy shit about the bible. Did you know that in the book of Enoch (and later recounted in the book of Jubilees), there were 200 sons of God, or "Ben...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 00:28:00 GMT

When you read my blog

... be sure to leave me kudos. They alone can fill the emptiness inside me. {sigh}
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 00:25:00 GMT

So my friend

tells me that I should get Mozilla Firecrotch. And I'm all like, "But I don't even like redheads."
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 13:08:00 GMT

Doing web design, bitches... and reflecting

I was going through my old blogs and deleting the twatly ones. Man, I was emo last year. No matter now. Life is good. Got a job doing web design, butt for pay, but at least I'm doing what I want to do...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 22:00:00 GMT

Just a thought on the concept of control in our society

We are taught from a young age to be controlling.  As little kids we play video games and use RC cars, both of which we are contolling. Just a thought.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 19:13:00 GMT

People I hate

I've decided to start coming up with lists of people I hate because it's -ahem- healthy.1. People who get six packs tattooed on their stomachs.  You're not fooling anyone: a six pack doesn't hang...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 22:16:00 GMT

Yesterday, when I was doing laundry

I left the door to my apartment open.  My first thought, in 100% seriousness, was, "Gee, I hope no ninjas got in."  And as you can tell by my last blog my whole life centers around laundry.
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:54:00 GMT

laundry is so racist

Seperating the whites and colors.  That's just plain wrong.  And the excuse they give- "it helps keep your whites whiter".  Fuck that, I don't need any pure aryan clothes, thank you ver...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:42:00 GMT