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About Me

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ABOUT
Name: Christopher Robert F...........
Birthday: January 24, 1981 (just before the eagles lost their first superbowl)
Birthplace: the hospital
Current Location: the chair in front of the computer
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Italian, German, muttish...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Didnt wear any today...
Your Weakness: if i told you, you would know how to get me...
Your Fears: flying
Your Perfect Pizza: prolly nicolosi's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: the years almost over time to think about next years goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hehehe
Thoughts First Waking Up: i hate my job, wonder how late i'll be today, good thing sharon told me how to cheat...
Your Best Physical Feature: buns of steel
Your Bedtime: usually a few hours too late
Your Most Missed Memory: family, a lot have died since i was a hs student
Pepsi or Coke: rum and coke biatch
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds fries, burger king woppers
Single or Group Dates: depends on the ppl in the group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: peach
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate sauce.... ;-)
Cappuccino or Coffee: i don't need anymore energy, well ok i do but no
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: fuck yea muthafucka
Do you Sing: no, i serenade... i don't spell though
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes multiple times a day
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: prolly should yea
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: depends on what im doing, when im saving ur ass hell yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends on the motion ;)
Do you think you are Attractive: do you think i'm attractive?
Are you a Health Freak: i'm just a freak baby...
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yea
Do you play an Instrument: *grins*
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not in excess
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only over the counter stuff
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i think so yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a box? no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww no
In the past month have you been Dumped: don't think so
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does the hottub count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only at work
Ever been called a Tease: several times, by men and women, thats what happens when ya work for the state
Ever been Beaten up: well a couple of retards have gotten shots on me but i can't hit them back cus that'd be wrong...
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i really dont want to
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ur hero
What country would you most like to Visit: europe (i know its not a country, wanna hit em all)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: color isn't that important
Favourite Hair Color: see above
Short or Long Hair: longer is better then short...
Height: shorter then me
Weight: less then mine preferably
Best Clothing Style: comfortable or see thru
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none, needles are bad
Number of Tattoos: see above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ask and i may tell you
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In a Past Life...
You Were: An Insane Jester.
Where You Lived: Germany.
How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?
You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You're grateful for what you have in life, even if it's not perfect. People love you for who you are, don..'t ever change that- it's what makes you the great person that you are.

Blue


75%

Red


68%

White


54%

Purple


50%

Green


46%

Orange


43%

Black


43%

Yellow


43%

Pink


39%
~What colour is your heart?~
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My Interests

Sports (E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!!!!), Women, Food, Drinking, Partying, Adult Activities... Drinking some more... Ultimate Fighting, Cooking, Being ur Hero... Saving ur ass, ur sisters ass, ur brothers ass, ur daddies ass, ur mommies ass, but not ur uncle leroy's ass cus he touched you when you were younger... Maybe a few more drinks too...
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The Dan Band, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Louis Armstrong, Tobey Keith, Kenny Chesney, Blood Hound Gang, Green Day, Guns N Roses, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, NIN, Aerosmith, Stepehn Lynch, Sublime, Chili Peppers, Godsmack, I like a lil bit of everything even classical...

Movies:

LOTR Trilogy, Animal House, Van Wilder, Blade Trilogy, Jackass, Blue Collar, All Kevin Smith movies, Sin City, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead Trilogy, SpaceBalls, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Eurotrip, Se7en, Shaun of the Dead, Pirates of the Caribean (though it gets mentioned mainly for the ride in disney, yay!!!), any movie Starring The Rock or Stifler and really theres way too many to list...
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Television:

My Name Is Earl - Best new show on tv, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Ultimate Fighter, Sea Lab, Futurama, Robot Chicken, South Park, Mind of Mencia, Chappelle Show, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Drew Carey, House, Lost, Looney Tunes, WWE Raw, Monday Night Football, Mash, Anything that can make me laugh...

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Books:

Too many to list... I'll read anything ya put in front of me...
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Heroes:


Welcome home. You're SO Jersey. You know Wildwood
and Seaside are the most disgusting places on
earth, and only good for drunken after prom
vacations, you know there's always a
"short-cut" to someplace. Isn't
Jersey great? I mean, where else can you go 80
MPH and STILL be the slowest car on the road?

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My Blog

The Criminal Justice System

     A little over a year ago my uncle was killed by a drunk driver.  It was a hit and run.  The woman turned herself in a couple days later.  Couple weeks after tha...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:33:00 PST

HOCKEY!!!

So today I made my debut on the ice hockey circuit.  Some people are made for skating, then there's me.  I fell pretty much every time that I did more then just stand or drift.  That do...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 09:36:00 PST

Birthday

So I turned 25 today.  Crazy stuff...  That's a whole quarter of a century.  That's like a third of a life for normal ppl.  Course that's middle aged for some ppl too.  Oh wel...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:40:00 PST

Vacation...

I'll be down in Florida trying to molest Mickey, Minnie and of course Goofy from 11/7/05-11/12/05.  Leave a message if ya like, and I'll happily get back to ya.  If you are just some prick t...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 08:44:00 PST