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Elias

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About Me

I'm weird. I like stuff. I hate nobody... Honestly, nobody. But I do think some people can be really dumb and I hate them for it. I prefer Futbol/Soccer (AR-SEN-AL!!) to Football. Skateboarding is fucking fun, I think. My close friends are very important to me. Physical exhaustion is good. Black Holes are incredible. I love the sensation of speed and I'm fascinated by anything fast; Fighter Jets, Formula 1 cars, exotic automobiles, Moto GP motorcycles, Rally cars, Trophy Trucks, etc... ..

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My Interests

Interests are reserved for people who don't enjoy their boredom...

I'd like to meet:

Thierry Henry/Kaka, Michael Schumacher/Fernando Alonso, Nicky Hayden/Valentino Rossi, Ana Beatriz Barros, Jimmy Page, Kate Beckinsale. Anybody who'll play soccer with me. Somebody who can teach me something about HTML!! People who're fun to hang out with. People who get easily stoked. People who get me all stoked. Crazy motherfuckers. People who have funny laughs, particularly when they're drunk. Typhoon represent!!! I don't know, just... People. Fun people...

Music:

Music is dope otherwise (absolutely) everybody wouldn't love it so much.

Movies:

Movie people are crazy. Crazy!!! Slackers is way funnier when it's uncensored. HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY: FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. Also: Shaun of the Dead is fucking hilarious.

Television:

Adult Swim, Barclay's Premiership Soccer, F1, Moto GP, AMA Superbike, Superbikes!, Megastructures, Naked Science, The Most Extreme.

Heroes:

I don't know...

My Blog

Eating Shit Again, I See?

Goddamn, so, I went to Carolina (skate park) with Rob, Matt, Pete, and everybody today.  Fucked up on a bs rock and fall to the flat bottom with my right elbow jammed into my ribs. I actuall...
Posted by Elias on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:38:00 PST

Wienerschnitzel Straws

Dem shits hurt to get stabbed with Bitch!!! I ain't kidding, they will straight up cut a motherfucker!!!
Posted by Elias on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:10:00 PST

I Hate Chain Letters

I'm not joking. I really do hate chain letters. The very notion that you'll get bad luck or some ill fate will subsequently befall you simply because you failed to repost a chain letter - sometim...
Posted by Elias on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 03:32:00 PST