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the Bozfather

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About Me


My Interests

music, cooking, gardening, art, BASKETBALL (watching only, my old ass would probably die if I tried to play), old horror and sci-fi movies from the 50's and 60's...I know I sound like a nerd, butI'm not and life is short so I dont have time to sit here and make up stories about how I like to do this or that when I really don't! I'm always open to at least hearing about what someone else enjoys as one of their interests! I only listeed what I'm interested in at this point in time, and it changes from day to day....

I'd like to meet:

Ok It's time to quit saying what people want to hear. Most likely, I would only like to meet one out of every 20 of you people who choose to annoy me with your constant "add me" e-mails. So unless you actually think we will get along and actually have a conversation now and again, don't even attempt to add me! I'll delete your ass a minute later, so I don't make good "filler" material to pad your friend list out!

Music:

this could take a decade or so, so I'll just put down the first 3 or 4 hundred...jk! The musicians that have inspired me the most (this will still be a long list): Deftones,NIN, 2Pac, Jay-Z, Wu-Tang, System of a Down, Tool, Faith No More, Police, Talking Heads, the Clash, Sublime,Blondie, Ministry, Mudvayne, Slayer, THE BEATLES, the Stones, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, BLACK !*#^@&$ SABBATH, Muse, Radiohead, Pantera, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Tony Benett, Genesis/Phil Collins, DMX, ZZ Top, Megadeth, Testament,Dry Kill Logic, Mr. Bungle, Garbage, Sneaker Pimps, Portishead, the Cure,Coal Chamber, ALICE IN CHAINS, pre-" 'load of shit ' , 'our second load of shit' , 'saint we only make shit now' METALLICA" Staind before they decidee to let Aaron Lewis write all the songs and they turned into a pussy "we are the man fag band, Dysfuction was hardcore!...Godsmack should die horribly, they only have 2 songs with slightly different words...Disturbed sold out, most of the new hip-hop blows ass, if I ever meet lil' Jon Im gonna kick his ass and it'll make everything OKAYEEEE!I could keep going, but I promised I'd keep this short

Movies:

I wont say what movies I like, because I hate all the movies you like and you hate all the movies I like...there hasn't been a good movie since "sin city"and the last one before that was "reservoir dogs"..ok not really, but any Tarantino movie is great, and most Rodriguez movies are also...If a movie (or book for that matter) has the words "harry" or "potter" in the title, it sucks. If Will Ferell is in it, it sucks. Chick Flicks suck.Basically every movie released in the last 10 years sucks!

Television:

televison is a joke, its only good for background noise, I'd much rather read

Books:

myspace people dont read books last time I checked...seems like I might be the only one who can read non-textese

Heroes:

HAHAHAHA there is no such thing!no one inspires me that much! To name someone a "hero" is to name someone as superior to yourself. And to name someone superior to yourself is to defeat yourself. There are no heroes in real life, only those who we make into "heroes"

My Blog

seven and twenty (goes nowhere) AKA kriss my tree beeetch

twenty and seven of these so-called years , this is life? black assed reindeer this joke is not has not ever been amusing santa communist christ you dirty red BUT I would rather embrace Dzughazvali as...
Posted by the Bozfather on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:12:00 PST

Bitchspeak

FINEThis is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of these argum...
Posted by the Bozfather on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:14:00 PST

the 90th percentile of evil

I am '90% Evil' according to The'>http://www.jokesunlimited.com/evilquiz.php">The Evil Quiz
Posted by the Bozfather on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 03:49:00 PST

Women...Broken down by ethnicity

Hehehe...funny shit right here!WHITE WOMENFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope her all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in the mission...
Posted by the Bozfather on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:43:00 PST

Crown of Porn

Tonight Jesus died...I spat in his face shit in his teeth...   And the truth decided to find why when a child tries he connects with his mother he was only seed when she took her 45th lover...som...
Posted by the Bozfather on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:15:00 PST

A Novel for a New Year

2006 Ladies and Gents....Six years into the new millenium...on into the future, the land of tomorrow...MY ASS! So here we are, in a year unimaginable not so long ago. And what has changed, do you ask?...
Posted by the Bozfather on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 10:27:00 PST

Boldy Going where no deity has gone before....

I fell asleep on the couch a while ago...and I dreamed about god...and the scary thing was, god was...William Shatner, LOL..."and so...." "on the SEVENTH...."   ... .... ""Day"...."I...."Cre...
Posted by the Bozfather on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 01:11:00 PST

4U

4U Why you gotta be like this? Its ludicrous To think that I maintain feelings for you anyway Hard to refrain from just bustin' out and brainin' you So goddamn insane that I give a fuck abou...
Posted by the Bozfather on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 01:25:00 PST

I know my ABC's....

A- Age of your first kiss: like...12 i think B - Band listening to right now: Cappadonna C - Crush: Smurfette, hehehe D - Dad's name: Mark E - Easiest person to talk to: Jenna usually F - Favorite ban...
Posted by the Bozfather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

somebody write a new question, quick!

LAYER ONEName: Ty Anthony BosleyCurrent Location: Pueblo, COEye Color: light BrownHair Color: dark brownHeight: 5'11"Righty or Lefty: right handed, goofy footedZodiac Sign: AriesLAYER TWO:Your heritag...
Posted by the Bozfather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST