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Joel Ion

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Check out my website for 4 years of archives, updates on doings, and such:

Liars, Cheaters, & Thieves

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DELETING MYSPACE

I have for sometime struggled with the idea of doing this. I've watched as Myspace grew from a social network to cultural phenomenon... then obsession.January 5th, 2004 was my first dive int...
Posted by Joel Ion on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:44:00 PST

Dudes in Juneau Don’t Wash Their Hands...

...After using the bathroom.Seriously.What the fuck?Hepatitis and Handwashing both start with the letter H... and guess what?They go hand in hand.I'mma start wearing gloves around here... and no I wil...
Posted by Joel Ion on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:55:00 PST

CUNT

I like my weekends.Lately, between working 2 jobs and going to school full time, I don't get many minutes to myself during the week. It has taken me a while to come to terms with this necessary evil, ...
Posted by Joel Ion on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:42:00 PST

Them Spears Sisters... They Really Like To Get...

Well... Speared...16-Year-Old Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant.I drop trooof bombs like Turkey.Gotta love Condom Free Hollywood....
Posted by Joel Ion on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:48:00 PST

I have no reason left to live...

The Alba is preggers...Imagine a very sad me, and you wouldn't come close to the pain I'm feeling now.I need whiskey.And sulking....
Posted by Joel Ion on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:31:00 PST

Everybody, Meet My Nephew.

He's adorable, huh??Check out the album, "Unclehood" for more pictures... guaranteed there will be more after the Holidays, as well....
Posted by Joel Ion on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:53:00 PST

Ladies and Gentleman... I am Now an Uncle!!

Yes, as of 10:31am today, Colbe and Kendra had their baby, making me an uncle for the first time.The baby boy weighs 8lbs 4oz and may or may not be called Ophae 2.Actually, early reports are leaning t...
Posted by Joel Ion on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:35:00 PST

Treachery is Afoot...

 I want to alert you to this because I find it alarming, depressing, and generally concerning. When oceanic creatures start killing themselves to escape our tortures, the world has truly gone to ...
Posted by Joel Ion on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:57:00 PST

Psych 101

The human mind is a wonderous mixture of heaven and hell. Isn't it? I've often equated my own mind to a rollercoaster that takes a ride through both, and the midline we call earth.Last night I was for...
Posted by Joel Ion on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:47:00 PST

Formatting

I apologize to those of you who have been visiting the Collections site. It's going through some minor formatting changes, and will soon be ready. That, coupled with frequent Google crashes isn't maki...
Posted by Joel Ion on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:54:00 PST