Dear Assassin,

Five computer programmers from Alaska that found themselves in a knife fight at the Star Wars convention over whether or not the starship enterprise would destroy the deathstar. Five strangers mercilessly killed 4000 star wars fanatics under the remote command of Captain James D Kirk. On the way out of the building we were all struck by a lightning bolt later believed to be the remains of the "FORCE". Through this event we are thought to be the only five men possessing the meticulous training of starship federation and the mystical powers of the Jedi. After several years of professional football and male modeling we used our abilities to start a band.