You know, it’s hard to answer this question without feeling like some arrogant, elitist asshole, as if my mere acquaintanceship equaled some highly exclusive, highly coveted membership. I mean, who am I to give criteria for those I meet? What if someone who doesn’t meet the criteria (or so believes) reads this and then meets me and thinks, “He really doesn’t want to meet me, so why bother going any further?†Of course, this assumes I’m so memorable as to stand out to anyone who happens to glance upon this. So much for avoiding arrogance. If you’re not immensely irritated by this passage, perhaps we’ll get along. Perhaps the same goes if you are. Who am I to say? Maybe you should just be more decisive than me. Or not.