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Jethro

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Earth is brought to it's knees by one horny alien in a gorilla suit.
I'm in love with Whitney Lynn, shes probably the best thing to ever happen to me
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im in a band called dead astronauts if you wanna hear us (which you know you do) click on our banner for our myspace

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Can I Buy You A Drink?

    She sat sulking at the hotel bar, crantini untouched. How had she fallen for this again? She thought she had found someone who really cared in Carlson. She thought she could look pa...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:36:00 GMT

together forever

i stand there naked with blood dripping from my eyesand she lies below me, her face covered in flies"together forever" was the first of all her liesshe got off on shifting gearsi got off on mascara te...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:40:00 GMT

you put the cunt in country

hahaha genious. its to a kinda modern country beat. i know the rhymes are corny as hell, they are supposed to be, its a god damn country song!!oh what a waste of timewhat a waste of tequila and limeat...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:38:00 GMT

a case of suggestion

he was born in a tree and raised by a satyrshe was born with a manual transmissionshe loved him for his plated skullhe loved her for her submissionhe found her by her diseaseshe broke down, her turbin...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:44:00 GMT

Meet Your Meat

And I just sit there as she dances and wiggles above my face. Slightly bored I light up a cigarette because I quit 3 years ago and take a long slow drag. Her vagina hangs like some exotic sun dried fr...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:51:00 GMT

had my doubts

listen in, just to tune you outbroken bottles filled with doubtto fill you in on what i'm abouti could do with or do withoutif only you weren't so medicatedyou could be more dedicatedyou just say that...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:49:00 GMT

the returned man (halo of flies)

so this is like the first half of a new song. i wrote it this morning after reading a REALLY fucked up Swamp Thing comic by alan moore. its subject to change, ive already changed a few lines between c...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:39:00 GMT

sickening sweet

it has taken so longand so many devotionsfor me to see hopeis a foolish emotionif you could make sensefrom all this commotionyou would understandmy theoretical notionif we were to hold handsand look o...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:34:00 GMT

the safest bet

i wish i could just hate yousmeared makeup on your facewhat are you gonna do?cant you just leave me here like this?were soaked in gasolineand your looking for the matchyou make your own scenekill me n...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:59:00 GMT

the best way to come

we just started a metal band and this is our fist real song.The Best Way To Comewhen i get homethe virus will spreadlike your legs on prom nightwhat feels so wrong is actualy what makes itso rightwhen...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:44:00 GMT