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Simone

I may be fat, but you're ugly & I can lose weight

About Me

I go to boarding school in canada. mostly it sucks. so like um do you wanna ride it (ha ash).
A slightly censored excerpt from the upcoming best seller "The 4 Amigos" by all those nasty bitches in Kayes House:
The first (and possibly most disgusting) was Simone. Simone came from a land where boys grinded with other boys in hot pants and no one gave a flying fuck; where shrubs could take charge of whole countries; and where a kindergarten cop molested women while posing as the governor of the most important state in the history of all puppy kind. Simone was a little bastard that was born almost as superior as she was big boned. She never shares her inner feelings and everyone is all the better for it. Even though all she wanted in life was to be a shrink for the inmates at San Quentin and to someday wear orange nail polish. . . . . . but who cares?
I guess that sums it up...
Likes: making fun of/ pretending to be heroin chic i.e. layering on mascara till it is disgusting... smearing it all till you have eyes like racoons... putting on blue lipstick.... and parading around as if there is nothing wrong, my camera.... which is perm-attached to my hand, sunscreen, gameboys (friends of mineral town represent), peppermint tea, gym class w. mr bradley vs mr doyle....
LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS
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My Interests

hmm fun stuff to do, reading, rugby, sleeping. videogames... im totally addicted to the sims like a fucking loser but hey... YOU GET TO CONTROL THEIR LIVES. god I love to play god.

I'd like to meet:

anyone is fine by me, but it would be great for some of the people to be people i know... as a way of staying in touch (i hate talking on the phone)Everyone should go enjoy this link: http://coolnurse.com/sex_trivia.htm

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Music:

Anything but country, I hate country. I won't bore you with a list you don't care about and won't read. If you truely care oh so much about my musical intrests, you can ask me. Oh yeah and it wasn't your fault. You were only trying to be nice. You know you can't control these hoes.

Movies:

love Kill Bill, its like a cartoon, they actually had to learn to do some of that shiate. ACTION MOVIES YAY haha team america, oceans eleven, bourne supremacy... saved (w. mandy moore) was almost as weird as the spanish art film "talk to her" (there is a scene where a tiny man dives into a giant rubber vagina.... we watched it in spanish class... i had a giggle

Television:

C.S.I. is good. soon I will be able to commit the perfect crime... and then plead insanity. snl. vh1, family guy, futurama, clone high, celebrity death match, o'grady, crank yankers, pimp my ride, 24, chappelle show, anything I don't actually have to pay attention to

Books:

i read a shit load, like everything, right now im in a soft core si-fi mood ie orson scott card everything and the chrysalids. my parents used to get mad at me cuz i read and didn't do my homework. hmm now they have no control.

Heroes:

my old english teacher mrs. evison. cuz she was a crazy english woman, Geri Halliwell, Kevin Aucoin because he was an amazing make up artist with no limits, and helen. just cuz. fine, also mrs chika bee (the bird... not the real one)

“It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.” — Pamela Anderson

My Blog

broken life/computor

As most people well know, my camera is perminatly attached to my hand. I constantly take pictures of everything and make people pose in strange ways. All these (literally) thousands of pictures have b...
Posted by Simone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You Know You Are From San Francisco When.....

You take a bus and are shocked that 2 people are carrying on a conversation in English. Someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak. You never bother looking at the MUNI line schedule bec...
Posted by Simone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

leave

yeah thats right, im all alone in my room for three days. no roomies or anyone for that matter. hmm very bored, so bored infact that i am BLOGing. one of the things i did was find ppl from the past, t...
Posted by Simone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more mumsy

um, i definitely (sp?) don't hate my mom. boarding school ended that with the simple saying "absence makes the heart grow fonder." I just went on a run in the woods with rachel klug. i fell twice, ye...
Posted by Simone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my mom

my mom came home today and now i wish she had not. i realize now that it was probably better without her. after all, all she does when she's here it tell me im fat and that i should catch an eating di...
Posted by Simone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bored bored bored

hmm im so bored my mom is coming home from yogaville (a weird yogi comune thing) and from now on she'll want my to spen oh so much quality time with her. all my friends in sf are out of town except my...
Posted by Simone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST