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It wasn't a big hill.... but it was a small hill.

About Me

My name is Janelle. Some call me Noxer, some call me Nox. Others call me beast. I prefer two-toed carnivore, but whatever. What I like to do in my free time includes galloping across the sand, horseless of course. Also I am rather partial to drinking large quanitities of unspecified liquids, and dancing to a diddy. If you'd like to know more, IM me on aim at JNell111987, plz and ty.§ I love buying new undies §
§ The thing I want most in life is to be successful §
§ I'm terrified of water §
§ I dislike cartoons §
§ Chocolate is the best thing in the world §
§ I always cry alone §
§ Sometimes I don't shave my legs for weeks §
§ I've slept with the same pillow for 15 years §
§ I've wore my hair up for 8 consecutive years §
§ I have the softest skin ever §
§ I wear four rings and ten piercings 24/7 §
§ I've never had a boyfriend §
§ I love to go number 2 more than number 1 §
§ Chicken alfredo is my favorite food §
§ Then cereal §
§ My Dog and nephews mean the world to me §
§ I'm not girly §
§ I love cold weather §
§ I don't believe in God §
§ Marriage is for fools §
§ Farts are funny §
§ I love E1 in the vending machine at work §
§ I love sneakers §
§ I can drink gallons of liquid a day §
§ I've laughed so hard I peed my pants.. twice §
§ I don't go out §
§ Drugs are for idiots §
§ I could never cheat in relationships §
§ I have a crooked broken middle finger §
§ I never want to be skinny, but am tired of being fat §
§ I've never seen any of the Rocky movies §br

My Interests

Ah... black men ages 18-33, height 5'6-6'4, weight- cant be fat, must be at least a high school graduate and knows the difference between to, two and too. knowing how to spell in general big plus!IQ of 130 or higher prefered. must not wear pink of any kind. must be light on drinking and a non smoker. must have a job (hustlers, playas, underground rappers are not jobs folks!)having no kids is a bonus! sense of humor is a must. white men need not apply.

Music:

Nas, Shakira, Luda, Sean Paul, Pitbull, Twista, Christina Aguilera, Al Green, Barry White, A Keys, Mary J., India Arie, Lauren Hill, Isley Brothers, Don Omar, TI, Kanye West, LL Cool J, Pretty Ricky, Chris Brown, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Boys II Men, many more...

Movies:

Half Baked... The Grudge... 16 Candles.... The Crow... Xmen.. Skeleton Key.. All the Bourne movies, Pirates, Boys Don't cry.. Constantine, Stomp the Yard...

Television:

Roseanne, Cosby Show, Fresh Prince, Buffy, Living Single, Celebrity Fit Club, Hogan Knows Best, LOST, Smallville, Infomercials, Comic View, Chappelle Show, almost anything on VH1, Unwrapped, AVP!!!!(volleyball)

Books:

The Rats of Nimh, Native Son, Roots, Through My Eyes, Abraham's Well, Kaffir Boy, Stolen Childhood, Death of Innocence, Fire in CaneBrake, Days of Tears, To Kill A Mockingbird..

Heroes:

enrique iglesias can be my hero.... crackheads are also my heros PimpMySpace PhatPimpClothing.com