What in the world do you need to know? Will you believe it? Will I believe you?
I'm a sixty-year-old secret agent that works with a group of rock stars called Shackletons Flame, commiting our lives to ridding the world of the evil that are destroying this planet: Cats.
See how easy that was? And not a word of it true. Why? Because I wrote my real name online, and I don't need people reading a "Personality Description" about the human called Kraig Milion.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
William Shakespeare. That way I could look him straight in the eye and tell him, "Dude, you're not THAT great."
