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About Me

I drive an '88 Oldsmobile. I like to participate in activities that involve alcohol and loud music. David the Gnome was the best show on Nick Jr. I've been playing bass guitar for 10 years. I am currently learning how to play the recorder and triangle. I live with four girls. I hate when I go to 7-11 to get coffee in the morning and there's always that person holding up the line buying lottery tickets. And it always happens when I'm running late. I really hate spiders. One time, I met Ben E. King. True story. I don't own anything orange, even though it's my favorite color. The music video for "Land Of Confusion" by Genesis scares the shit outta me. My second favorite movie is The Usual Suspects, but only because the part where they're all in the line-up in the beggining is fucking hilarious. I've never watched it past that part. I don't really get along with people who think that The Big Lebowski wasn't funny. I am Puerto Rican, but I don't speak Spanish. I taught Chuck Norris everything he knows, especially how to grow a beard. I like guacomole, but I hate avocados. One day I'm gonna go back to school, but not anytime soon. If I can't get into a club wearing jeans and a t-shirt, I dont go. Split pea soup and clam chowder? Yes, please.
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My Blog

Don't know why I thought of this...

So one time, in 7th or 8th grade, they were selling paper hearts on yarn for Valentine's Day in the front of the school. You'd buy one for a buck or two, write your name on it and give it to whoever y...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:26:00 GMT

at work

i'm bored as hell at work. i only have 30 minutes until i get off, but it's taking forever. my stomach hurts, my hand hurts, i'm tired, and stupid customers keep walking in. i couldn't go pee cuz ther...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Aug 2005 15:26:00 GMT

i'm retarded

ok, this morning, when i was about to grab the can of mousse, i grabbed the can of shaving cream and put it in my hair. i'm so fuckin' retarded...and by the way...cher is on the radio....
Posted by on Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:05:00 GMT

THINGS I HATE ! LIST 2

-Being tired -Being bored -School -When gay dudes hit on me (I'm not a homophobe) -When something says it's "New and Improved". How can something be new AND improved? -When I go to D.C. and homless p...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jun 2005 11:55:00 GMT

a story I wrote in 3rd grade

POOHEAD! One day there was a girl named Poohead. Everyone called her that because her head smelled like poo. One day, Poohead was going for a walk. All of a sudden, 3 boys jumped out from behind a tra...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jun 2005 08:32:00 GMT

THINGS I HATE!!!

THINGS I HATE -People that spell "you're", "your". -Anti-Nazi punks. -Vegans. -When the little plastic ends on my shoelaces come off. -Depressed people. -You. -Spiders.   -Emo kids. -Working. -St...
Posted by on Sun, 01 May 2005 16:19:00 GMT

JUST ANSWER IT

1. Who are u? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Nov 2004 17:38:00 GMT

true story, i swear

ok, i said i would never tell this story to anyone again, because when i do tell someone, they go and tell other people, but i'm bored, so what the hell. on super bowl sunday, i was hangin out at my c...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Sep 2004 13:55:00 GMT